자클린 Jacqueline

deep

is there a recipe for that

The duolingo owl, cocking a gun in the distance because i havent practiced french in a few months

that ramen is sexy af

this man is truly out here livin his best life

He looks like he’s trying so hard to be a fearsome bird of prey and I’m so proud of him even if he wasn’t successful.

Tiny fluff ball of DEATH

that’s one heckin nice lookin dog

i looked this up cause i wanted to know if you could and you can technically but then you’re instantly guilty of contempt of court and go directly to jail

trial speedrun

power move

i wish this wasnt relatable

I feel so guilty and bad for blocking spam accounts with URLs that obviously once belonged to a real user, like an obvious fandom URL or a clever pun, something obviously once chosen by a real blogger and not auto-generated. It’s like shooting a shambling zombie in the head when you can still tell what kind of person they were before they died. Maybe they’re wearing a slogan tee you can still read pretty clearly or their hair is still dyed and you had FRIENDS with pink hair… Auto-generated URLs like @drawerlampungulatesparklewillowcord are clearly just faceless nameless drones with no actual person behind them and no history. There’s zero guilt involved with blocking those. It’s actually pretty satisfying, shooting those sick imitations of humans dead. But @sasukeisapowerbottom?? That was once somebody. Somebody’s kid, somebody’s friend. And now their corpse is tottering around trying to get people to click on their links with pictures of skinny white girls in frilly bras. It’s so sad.

a moment of silence for @sasukeisapowerbottom 

this is the kind of positivity i want to emulate in 2019

a king leading his men into battle

he’s too powerful

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*