Quick, RUUUUN!

I m in love now.

Sweet Potatoe I guess.

AWEEE ♥ I love it  ♥

When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you, but because in that brief moment when the coin is in the air, you suddenly know what you are hoping for

Gardienne: Give a man fire and he’ll be warm for a day Ashkore: Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life Gardienne: …I don’t think that’s how it goes

“Let the Bodies Hit The Floor” and “Its Raining Men” are about the same event but from drastically different points of view.

so if in the soulmate au the very first words your soulmate ever says to you are tattooed somewhere on your body since the day you are born imagine having something like ‘man I cant believe dumbledore died’ tattooed on you. imagine being spoiled for a book series that doesnt even exist yet. imagine worrying about this dumbledore guy your whole childhood while not knowing who he is. imagine knowing dumbledore dies before jk rowling even thinks about it.

Everybody go home, this is my favorite soulmate au

So you finally find your soulmate. After years of knowing that dumbledore dies and the entire franchise being ruined, you find him. You’re in the theatre, dumbledore is dead and you hear it. ‘Man I can’t believe dumbledore died’ by a guy walking right by you and in you’re rage you shout ‘You! You’re the one!’ The guy stops, looks at you, his own arm to read the words, then back at you and he says, “That’s not really how I imagined that being said”

It got better

they make a compelling argument