Wit Beyond Measure

Quote from one of my friend. ' Hope you'll enjoy.

The slave begins by demanding justice and ends by wanting to wear a crown

There are no facts, only interpretations

Vegetarians have wicked, shifty eyes, and laugh in a cold calculating manner. They pinch little children, steal stamps, drink water, favour beards

The natural state of the football fan is bitter disappointment, no matter what the score

I don't dislike babies, though I think very young ones rather disgusting

A classic is something everyone wants to have read and nobody wants to read

When I was ten I read fairy tales in secret. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness.

When I grow up I want to be a little boy

My father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move

My goal is simple. It is a complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all

Luck is an essential part of a career in physics

Love will draw an elephant through a keyhole

Desire is the very essence of man

Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything

How wonderful to me a Moomin, to have just woken up, completely refreshed, and dance along on the bottle-green waves in the first light of morning!