( . won't you spare me?

“tess, how bad are you at bias lists?” well, barbara, i’m glad you asked. very bad. the last one i did was, like, half a year ago but y’all are Super so i’m cracking out the shitty edits to celebrate you nerds getting lost and forgetting there’s an unfollow button (just in case any of you actually forgot there’s an unfollow button: i’m kidding, it doesn’t exist. you’re stuck with me! yay!). rather than ramble for another 90 years i’m gonna just get into it nice. also, don’t be offended/hurt if you’re not on this list, i legit forget my favourite things all the time. if i talk to you or write with you, i probably dig you. no stress.

THE LOVES OF MY LIFE || i’d write you all a super long message if i was eloquent enough but, let’s be honest, i’m not. so you’re just going to have to settle for the warm, fuzzy feeling you get in your heart when you see this. i’ll probably follow you nerds everywhere bc y’all are cute i guess :/ 

@purrsuasion | @earthshakcr | @hardlytrusting | @thesnowballqueen / @aseriousshove | @lovedharder | @culebraqueen | @memoryserved | @biirdbone | @persuaslve | @bythestone | @herunfailingkindness | @hereditatem | @gotmonked | @stabbedhim | @hamndgirig / @skjoldmoy | @pathclogist | @bloodiedwolf | @withvigilance | @nellchatterly | @hvitabiorn | @argiint

THE PEOPLE I’M NOT MARRIED TO BUT TOTALLY WOULD BE IF YOU ASKED || if you’re here, you’ve made an impression on me & have made me wanna stick around to see you do your glorious thing. we might not rp all the time (or we might because i’m not a chicken 100% of the time! wow!) but i still think you’re pretty groovy. 

@siihas | @didhemakeit | @maskfather | @eatyouupalive | @snowballkissjess | @gotvased | @trcpidation | @fangedbarbie | @mysteriousignals | @motherofasgard | @exsovietspy | @sevenlimbs | @carrionbeast | @courixr | @rxckclimber | @dogisms | @miczariel | @toshootfirst | @confisus | @clawedcrcwn | @iwasrightxthere | @setpath | @sacrificedherself | @czarowniica | @survivedtwice | @insanebygrief | @avalonpoole | @wolfwhispered | @triedtodosomething | @gritpistol | @ofscma | @flambcyant | @boltcd | @sexiiled | @wienertouched