starter for your favorite sit-com ft. @errcr404
well, when you just get released from an institution and let out into the real world for the first time in , what are you to do?
well, first, you get a dope haircut. especially considering you haven't had the means to get one the entire time you were locked away. secondly, you get some fries. why? if you have to ask that question, you've never had fries from a place for eight years that you assumed were possibly cardboard in their first life.
and then, you go and find your twin brother that you're going to surprise with the delight of living with you. now, this part may be a little tricky. usually, if you had to get on a plane to go find him, get on that plane and then get fries after. this way, you get him fries as well and it makes the idea of you living with him a bit more enticing.
and then, you show up on the doorstep, and well, you knock. very hard. four times. and as soon as the door opens, you throw on a smile (even if you have food in your teth) and say whatever comes to mind.