russia, china and america quotes pls!!! (ch)
America: I hate Russia.
China: "Hateβ is a strong word.
America: I have strong opinions.
America: I really like Eminem.
China: I prefer skittles.
Russia: Heβs talking about the rapper.
China: Why would he eat the wrapper?
Russia: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, China?
China: No.
America: I do!
Russia: I know, America.
America: Iβm hungry.
Russia: Thatβs not an emotion, America.
China: The results are in, Iβm afraid you have updog. . .
America: Whatβs updog?
China: Russia! Get in here, I told you I could do it!
China: I just had a long talk with Russia and America about hitting and now they are yelling βitβs my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violenceβ before hitting each other.




















