witchy shitposts

Hello! Call me Shadow. I am 21 and use he/vamp/bats/cats pronouns. I am neurodivergent.

I am an eclectic witch. I dabble in a bit of everything (as long as it’s not cultural appropriation). I work with the Infernal pantheon. I mostly work with Lucifer and my two pop culture deities.

Witchlings are welcome here! I believe in education, to a certain point.

I am white. I recognize that I inherently have privilege, especially in the United States, where I live. I recognize that I am on stolen land, which once belonged to the Umoho, Kansas, Oto, Pawnee, Lakota, and all other tribes that were here that I can’t find sources for (list is specifically for where I live in Nebraska). I apologize to them and ask that everyone recognize that what I say and do on this blog does not reflect all of my activism and what I do in real life to help BIPOC and other marginalized groups.

I tag all triggers with “tw” before the trigger. Other things below! General TWs, nothing explicit, just mentions.

-Trash from the side of the road

-Bug spray and pest poison

-Expired medicine with the intent to cause the opposite of whatever the meds are for. Examples: Rotted ibuprofen to cause pain, rotted melatonin to cause insomnia.

-Rotten food of any kind, especially moldy fruits and vegetables. Be careful when handling, especially rotted meat.

-Roadkill, dead mice/rats from traps (do not use glue traps, they're cruel)

-Invasive plants/animals

-Pests, like flies and mosquitoes

Other tips:

-Listen to angry music as you curse. If your curse is aligned to *ahem* certain political parties, I'd personally recommend Rage Against the Machine, System of a Down, and Green Day.

-Scream your anger into a glass object and then shatter it. Use the shards.

Use a moldy lemon for max effects.

Depression has been kicking my physical ass so most likely I'll absorb the energy into moonwater for later usage. Here's a method 'arcaesque' on the r/witchcraft Reddit gave:

[ID: A screenshot of a Reddit post by arcaesque. The post reads as follows:

Hi yall, You can store the eclipse energy into a material object. I did the method Heinrich Agrippa taught in his grimoire. 1. Get the object (knot, stone, liquid,...) 2. Draw the glyph of the moon on a piece of paper 3. Visualize pulling down the moon into the object. See that it glows with the color red. 4. Leave the object on that piece of paper for the whole night.

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This is an excellent time for baneful magic, as eclipses are disruptive energy (the moon/earth disrupting the sun's light).

Some on the reddit are planning protection spells for activists, and truth revealers on the USA government (govt body and individuals). This is an awesome time to curse Musk and Trump, and the conservative members of the SC.

Some say he may never have existed at all, was based on a real pagan, and was simply a poster boy for colonizing Ireland.

-Obviously, blocking and ignoring any who wish you harm will be the most effective.

-Put sigils on any photos you post- artwork, selfies, etc. You can make your own or use ones premade, just charge them with the intent that 1) no one can use them without your permission, 2) unwanted people will never be able to see them properly, 3) no one can use them as taglocks.

-To protect blogs/accounts, you can put an emoji or a word/phrase in your bio to protect you- simply have the intention "My blog/account is protected against all who wish me harm."

-Cleanse your devices! I use a mixture of incense for my PC (air element to match cooling fans, etc), and absorbing negative energy with salt (earth element, for all the metals and such used to make the device).

-Protective spell jars. I have the intent that no one unwanted accesses my accounts, whether to spy, cause trouble, etc.