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🍼 UN-POTTY TRAINING MERIT BADGES

🏆 1. “Full Send Champion”

Earned by:

Ignoring all warning signs and committing 100%.

⏱ 2. “Too Late Specialist”

Earned by:

Announcing it exactly 0.5 seconds after it happens.

🛋 3. “Couch Casualty Award”

Earned by:

Choosing the worst possible place… and sticking with it.

🎮 4. “Mid-Game Mishap”

Earned by:

Refusing to pause—even for critical situations.

🌙 5. “Nighttime Ninja”

Earned by:

Silent, stealthy accidents under cover of darkness.

🚫 6. “Potty Protester”

Earned by:

Locking eyes and saying “NO” like a tiny boss.

🧃 7. “Juice Overload”

Earned by:

Drinking like a champion… consequences pending.

🧸 8. “Blame the Stuffed Animal”

Earned by:

“It wasn’t me. It was Bear.” 🐻

🌀 9. “Spin & Spray Technique”

Earned by:

Turning a simple moment into a full 360° event.

💤 10. “Nap Time Surprise”

Earned by:

Waking up like nothing happened. At all.

🎯 11. “Almost Made It”

Earned by:

Being SO close… but still so far.

🧠 12. “Selective Awareness”

Earned by: