ʷᵉˡˡ, ᶦ 𝒅͟𝒊͟𝒆͟𝒅͟ this morning.

                                         meeeeeeeow  !   

50 starters. CW: alcohol, cussing, sexual themes. Some starters are just random quotes from Tik Tok creators, some starters are from Tik Tok trends that have popped up over the past year or so. The original sources of these trends are from various memes, shows, songs, and other popular media. Feel free to change words and pronouns as needed! [PARTS: 1 - 2]

“Guess who’s terrible at processing emotions? This guy!”

“If I have to gain any more character development in 2022, I think it will be the start of my villain origin story.”

“Did you get enough love, my little dove? Why do you cry?”

“What happened to us? We used to be best friends.”

“I’m so tired of shonen. Please release yourself from the shackles of shonen anime.”

“Honestly? We’re about to get colonized by aliens, so what can we do? Count your days. Count your fucking days, human beings, ‘cause as soon as the aliens drop, I’m gonna be an alien’s whore. I have no loyalty to the human race.”

“I wish that I never met you. Everything else is horrible by comparison.”

“I know my girlfriend is a witch.”

“It’s gross stuff, but it tastes good when you put it all together.”

“Is it me? Am I the drama?”

“Dear God, why is it so thick?”

“ ‘Spuddle’ is a seventeenth century word that means to feel extremely busy while achieving absolutely nothing.”

“This relationship isn’t healthy… I think we need to go on a steady diet.”

“Like, I’ve never wanted to be thrown across a room before, but… I feel things right now that I’ve never felt before.”

“Beans on toast does not look attractive. You know what? Let’s look up some beans on toast.”

“I have alcohol. I don’t have feelings.”

“Y’all wanna be edgy so bad.”

“All my life, I had to fight with no ass.”

“The Lord knows our hearts, okay? If the Lord didn’t want me to play, he shouldn’t have made me foolish. The Lord knew what they were doing when they made me. Shit! How the Lord gonna make me a fool and then don’t want me to play around? Like, make it make sense. It don’t.”

“This is great. Just the three of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built.”

“Are you falling in love? I have a feeling you are.”

“I know something you don’t. I know something you will never know.”

“It’s been a while since we’ve talked, but I missed you, you idiot.”

“The eyeliner might be poppin’, but the mental health be droppin’.”

“Anything that happens to you past midnight is between you and your god.”

“You know it’s not the same as it was.”

“Do you think you’re better off alone?”

“If I only could, I’d make a deal with God, and I’d get him to swap our places.”

“Dream when you’re feelin’ blue.”

“I don’t make my Sims woohoo. They be fuckin’.”

“I was gonna say something, but I said I was gonna be nice today.”

“Why don’t we go somewhere only we know?”

“When I was thirteen, me and my best friend had imaginary anime boyfriends.”

“I miss how Halloween used to be.”

“He’s my best friend, he’s my pal, he’s my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He’s my sweet cheese. My good time boy.”

“_____, wake up! I don’t like this!”

“If you wanna stop me, you’re gonna have to fuckin’ kill me!”

“Okay, but that’s not the point.”

“Open up the door. I only wanna play a little more.”

“Don’t you ever be wasting your good energy.”

“What’s it like being ugly and sad?”

“And nothing can go wrong… OH, NOO! IT ALL WENT WRONG!”

“My money don’t jingle, jingle. It folds.”

“Stop calling, stop calling, I don’t wanna think anymore.”

“Is your middle name cheddar cheese? ‘Cause you’re looking extra sharp today.”

“The CDC just called and they told me your smile is super contagious.”

“That’s suspicious… That’s weird.”

“I do not have time for this! I don’t have time for you!”

“Who the hell’s still an Elvis stan in the year of 2022? Go to therapy. Get help.”

50 starters. CW: alcohol, cussing, sexual themes. Some starters are just random quotes from Tik Tok creators, some starters are from Tik Tok trends that have popped up over the past year or so. The original sources of these trends are from various memes, shows, songs, and other popular media. Feel free to change words and pronouns as needed! [PARTS: 1 - 2]

“Guess who’s terrible at processing emotions? This guy!”

“If I have to gain any more character development in 2022, I think it will be the start of my villain origin story.”

“Did you get enough love, my little dove? Why do you cry?”

“What happened to us? We used to be best friends.”

“I’m so tired of shonen. Please release yourself from the shackles of shonen anime.”

“Honestly? We’re about to get colonized by aliens, so what can we do? Count your days. Count your fucking days, human beings, ‘cause as soon as the aliens drop, I’m gonna be an alien’s whore. I have no loyalty to the human race.”

“I wish that I never met you. Everything else is horrible by comparison.”

“I know my girlfriend is a witch.”

“It’s gross stuff, but it tastes good when you put it all together.”

“Is it me? Am I the drama?”

“Dear God, why is it so thick?”

“ ‘Spuddle’ is a seventeenth century word that means to feel extremely busy while achieving absolutely nothing.”

“This relationship isn’t healthy… I think we need to go on a steady diet.”

“Like, I’ve never wanted to be thrown across a room before, but… I feel things right now that I’ve never felt before.”

“Beans on toast does not look attractive. You know what? Let’s look up some beans on toast.”

“I have alcohol. I don’t have feelings.”

“Y’all wanna be edgy so bad.”

“All my life, I had to fight with no ass.”

“The Lord knows our hearts, okay? If the Lord didn’t want me to play, he shouldn’t have made me foolish. The Lord knew what they were doing when they made me. Shit! How the Lord gonna make me a fool and then don’t want me to play around? Like, make it make sense. It don’t.”

“This is great. Just the three of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built.”

“Are you falling in love? I have a feeling you are.”

“I know something you don’t. I know something you will never know.”

“It’s been a while since we’ve talked, but I missed you, you idiot.”

“The eyeliner might be poppin’, but the mental health be droppin’.”

“Anything that happens to you past midnight is between you and your god.”

“You know it’s not the same as it was.”

“Do you think you’re better off alone?”

“If I only could, I’d make a deal with God, and I’d get him to swap our places.”

“Dream when you’re feelin’ blue.”

“I don’t make my Sims woohoo. They be fuckin’.”

“I was gonna say something, but I said I was gonna be nice today.”

“Why don’t we go somewhere only we know?”

“When I was thirteen, me and my best friend had imaginary anime boyfriends.”

“I miss how Halloween used to be.”

“He’s my best friend, he’s my pal, he’s my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He’s my sweet cheese. My good time boy.”

“_____, wake up! I don’t like this!”

“If you wanna stop me, you’re gonna have to fuckin’ kill me!”

“Okay, but that’s not the point.”

“Open up the door. I only wanna play a little more.”

“Don’t you ever be wasting your good energy.”

“What’s it like being ugly and sad?”

“And nothing can go wrong… OH, NOO! IT ALL WENT WRONG!”

“My money don’t jingle, jingle. It folds.”

“Stop calling, stop calling, I don’t wanna think anymore.”

“Is your middle name cheddar cheese? ‘Cause you’re looking extra sharp today.”

“The CDC just called and they told me your smile is super contagious.”

“That’s suspicious… That’s weird.”

“I do not have time for this! I don’t have time for you!”

“Who the hell’s still an Elvis stan in the year of 2022? Go to therapy. Get help.”

lyrics  pulled  from  sabrina  carpenter’s  album  ‘  emails  i  can’t  send.  ’  please  amend  pronouns  where  necessary.  nsfw  content  present. 

EMAILS  I  CAN’T  SEND.

“  it’s  times  like  these  i  wish  i  had  a  time  machine.  ”

“  were  you  really  sleeping  ?  ”

“  were  you  lying  to  me  and  the  family  ?  ”

“  there’s  no  us  in  us  when  i’m  lacking  trust.  ”

“  you  want  to  discuss  ?  ”

“  you  disgust  me.  ”

“  don’t  make  me  cuss  you  out.  ”

“  why  did  you  let  me  down  ?  ”

“  don’t  say  sorry  now.  ”

“  thanks  to  you,  i  can’t  love  right.  ”

“  i  get  nice  guys  and  villainise  them.  ”

“  i  read  their  texts  like  they’re  having  sex  right  now.  ”

“  i’m  scared  i’ll  find  out  that  it’s  true.  ”

“  i  blame  you  for  every  worst  i  assume.  ”

“  don’t  think  i’ll  find  forgiveness  as  fast  as  mom  did.  ”

“  god  i  love  you,  but  you’re  such  a  dipshit.  ”

“  you  were  all  i  looked  up  to,  now  i  can’t  even  look  at  you.  ”

VICIOUS.

“  it  was  dressed  up  in  heated  emotion.  ”

“  i  tried  to  look  for  the  best  in  the  worst.  ”

“  fuck  me,  that  caused  a  commotion.  ”

“  you’re  lucky  i’m  a  private  person.  ”

“  i’ve  quietly  carried  your  burden.  ”

“  everyone  thinks  you’re  an  angel  but  shit,  i  would  probably  use  different  wording.  ”

“  you’re  so  vicious.  ”

“  love  me  and  then  pretend  you  didn’t.  ”

“  crush  my  heart  and  wreck  my  image.  ”

“  why  you  gotta  be  so  vicious  ?  ”

“  you  just  run  to  whoever  is  winning.  ”

“  you  said  it  was  me  and  you  for  life  and  now  you’re  kinda  acting  like  i  died.  ”

“  you  don’t  feel  remorse.  you  don’t  feel  the  effects.  ”

“  you  don’t  think  you  hurt  me  if  you  wish  me  the  best.  ”

“  i  should  have  known  all  along  i  was  only  the  next  one  to  take  your  love  songs  as  a  promise.  ”

“  i  loved  you,  but  i  wish  i  didn’t.  ”

READ  YOUR  MIND.

“  i  can’t  read  your  mind.  ” 

“  you  say  that  you  need  to  be  alone,  but  night  and  day  you  want  me  at  your  beck  and  call.  ”

“  you  say  you  know  that  you  might  be  crossing  a  line..  ”

“  to  think  we  could  ever  be  casual.  ”

“  you’re  not  my  friend.  ”

“  why  the  fuss  ?  if  you  say  you  wanna  be  mine  ?  ”

“  tell  me,  what’s  going  to  happen  when  it’s  you  and  me  in  a  room  but  you  know  you  can’t  have  it  ?  ”

“  did  i  get  the  message  in  the  way  you  intended  ?  ”

“  tell  me  that  you  need  me  in  your  life.  ”

BECAUSE  I  LIKED  A  BOY.

“  you  showed  up  with  a  boombox.  ”

“  who  knew  cuddling  on  trampolines  could  be  so  reckless  ?  ”

“  we  bonded  over  black  eyed  peas  and  complicated  exes.  ”

“  it  was  all  so  innocent.  ”

“  now  i’m  a  homewrecker,  i’m  a  slut.  ”

“  i’ve  got  death  threats  filling  up  semitrucks.  ”

“  tell  me  who  i  am.  ”

“  guess  i  don’t  have  a  choice.  ”

“  i’m  the  hot  topic  on  your  tongue.  ”

“  i’m  a  rebound  getting  around  stealing  from  the  young.  ”

“  everything’s  derailing.  ”

“  i  was  only  trying  to  hold  you  close.  ”

“  you  said  i’m  too  late  to  be  your  first  love  but  i’ll  always  be  your  favourite.  ”

“  and  all  of  this  for  what  ?  ”

“  when  everything  went  down,  we’d  already  broken  up  !  ”

ALREADY  OVER.

“  we’ve  been  talking  for  hours  about  how  we  shouldn’t  talk  for  hours  on  end.  ”

“  we’d  probably  be  better  off  as  friends.  ”

“  same  time  here  next  weekend  ?  ”

“  say  we  won’t  do  this  again.  ”

“  how  am  i  supposed  to  close  the  door  when  i  still  need  the  closure ?  ”

“  how  am  i  supposed  to  leave  you  now  ?  ”

“  selfishly,  i  don’t  want  to  give  you  time  to  be  on  someone  else’s  lips.  ”

“  after  the  aftermath,  i  know  you’ll  be  coming  back.  ”

HOW  MANY  THINGS.

“  there’s  no  hiding  from  the  thought  of  us.  ”

“  i  got  ways  to  find  you  anywhere.  ”

“  i  consider  you,  i’m  not  trying  to.  ”

“  it  doesn’t  matter  whether  or  not  i  want  to,  i  can’t  help  it.  ”

“  it’s  a  habit.  ”

“  your  corner  in  my  mind  is  well  established.  ”

“  i  wonder  how  many  things  you  think  about  before  you  get  to  me.  ”

“  i  feel  myself  falling  further  down  your  priorities.  ”

“  i  still  make  excuses  for  you  constantly.  ”

“  remember  when  you  left  once  ?  that  never  made  too  much  sense  to  me.  ”

“  it  hurt  you  so  bad  hurting  me.  ”

“  you  really  came  to  me  for  sympathy.  ”

“  am  i  not  even  a  second  thought  ?  ”

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