do good recklessly.

       ❝  the fruit.  ❞  it’s like he expected jiahao to            wait.   ❝  why do you refer to foreskin as the shell  ?    ❞

❛  IN MY PERSON OPINION ! ❜   would he stop fucking yelling for one minute ? on god, bro. 

❛  FORESKIN  AND  SHELL  ARE MERELY SYNONYMS FOR ONE ANOTHER !  ❜ 

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          ❝   so,   let’s talk   —   do you eat your bananas with or without the shell?   ❞

❛  Y’ALL EAT FORESKIN ?! ❜   and somehow he forgets the concept of a fruit.

  @witcheal​  /  imamu

❛ 𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐌𝐔𝐔𝐔𝐔𝐔𝐔𝐔 .  ❜   a shriek escapes him, hands cupped around his mouth despite the proximity between them  (  exactly 2 inches and 6.3 centimeters. jiahao had planted himself next to imamu’s bedside  ) .   ❛  HOW DO YOU USE THE MOTHERED FUCKING COFFEE MACHIIIINE .  ❜  

did it matter to jiahao that the clock stuck 4:45am and the birds weren’t even awake to chirp ?  no. never.  the coffee maker imamu bought to replace the love of jiahao’s life was starting to piss him off.

      in his defense he thought it was an intruder. all he really registered was the yelling, someone throwing themselves in his bed, and the pure shock that forced him out of his sleep. honestly, he’s not a violent person at all !  he’s a pacifist actually ( in theory ) but this is just him trying to defend himself. yes, the cat-boy he currently has in a headlock is                    cat-boy ?

eiha ur baby and i adore u