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@witchcraftingboop
Me, explaining a chart of accounts set up for internal cash tracking that I've used at 3 different companies before: So you see, it works.
The new, 4th company's accountant: Wow, where'd you learn that?
Me: I figured it out myself, because I believe working less brings me the most happiness.
Accountant: . . . And you've never considered getting your CPA?
Me: Working less, remember?
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people who buy tarot decks JUST to sell readings and engage with no other witchcraft piss me off. like i GUESS you can do that. but i dont have to be happy with it and it feels disrespectful even though we witches dont OWN tarot i guess.
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(We don't own tarot, I promise.)
Sorry, this is the stupidest take I've seen in a while, not even trying to be mean...
Find something that's actually worth being pissed off about
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Nothing too fancy today. My lady and I have a shared day off for once, so we're staying inside and doing some little activities in the living room. I started my day with tarot, tea, and a general refresh of my altars and offerings. My love made breakfast/brunch, refreshed her altars, put on a vinyl record, and has been journalling. She decided 2pm is 5pm, so we have some lovely elderflower liqueur and vodka mixed drinks. Later, after I get in a workout and load of laundry, I'm sure we'll pop on one of our shows, pull out the mahjong set, and settle in for a peaceful afternoon/evening of old lady activities.
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Having a dog in the office has led me to so many trials and tribulations and it is always because our visitors simply do not know how to contain themselves when faced with a medium sized white fluff nugget. Just now, a big muscled up man came in, dropped a stack of papers on a manager's desk, and then flew to his knees to high pitch squeal "are you taking care of daddy" over and over and over while frantically ruffling this dog's ears, and I, sitting a few steps away, nearly burst a lung trying to not immediately laugh my ass off because what do you mean this is your response to seeing our office dog napping under a desk
My lady and I went to a little local library's bookworm festival and came away with quite a few new herbs and trinkets and things. But these are by far my favorite. These are all handmade ceramics from a local seller, and we were both so excited about the mugs and the dragon and the incense burner that we ended up circling back like three times to keep coming back for more. The lady was thrilled, but her whole shop was so cute it was really necessary.
And now we're on a picnic in our front yard
Almost forgot to add: To close out the day, we made some brownies from scratch and then cuddled up in bed to eat them and drink some milk in our new cups. There was a bit of wine in there as well - a nice chardonnay we mixed a bit of elderflower liquor into. Truly I just love our lil weekend date days.
My lady and I went to a little local library's bookworm festival and came away with quite a few new herbs and trinkets and things. But these are by far my favorite. These are all handmade ceramics from a local seller, and we were both so excited about the mugs and the dragon and the incense burner that we ended up circling back like three times to keep coming back for more. The lady was thrilled, but her whole shop was so cute it was really necessary.
And now we're on a picnic in our front yard
My lady and I went to a little local library's bookworm festival and came away with quite a few new herbs and trinkets and things. But these are by far my favorite. These are all handmade ceramics from a local seller, and we were both so excited about the mugs and the dragon and the incense burner that we ended up circling back like three times to keep coming back for more. The lady was thrilled, but her whole shop was so cute it was really necessary.
My lady and I went to a really large and cute crystal/fossil shop this past weekend. While we were walking past the fairy figurine section, this one caught my eye, and I decided to buy eight rocks and an abalone shell alongside her to make an altar for the moon. We were going to wait for a full moon to set it up officially, but after a day of fun activities and thunderstorms, we just couldn't wait anymore (mainly me tbh), so we set her up that same night. And honestly, I love it. For being something I threw together on the spot, it's so aesthetically pleasing and just an overall amazing addition to our home.
We then made the executive decision that she should live in the safest corner of our entertainment system, so that my lady's dasterdly son (who has already managed to break one of my altar's statues) doesn't have the chance to break my precious fairy. And I love this version of it too; it's hidden, for obvious reasons, but I still love to just sit and admire it. This is, however, the only photo I have of it on hand but whatever!
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Ritual Is Journey, Chris Abani
My boss just approved another face piercing and she has no idea, but Imma surprise her in a couple weeks. She said she does not care about piercings, tattoos, or dyed hair, and mama has been craving all 3 sooo
I am Deeply surprised that angel fangs didn't hurt like a bitch to get done and faintly suspicious ngl because where is the major ouch I was expecting??
Nothing can fully express the complete and total vibe change that just occured in this light-hearted, Friday afternoon time office when my earphone died and all you heard from my desk was a blaring "can I still get into heaven if I kill myself" because shorty was also stunned and had no idea that was the fallout of not charging my shit last night, so the whole line was out and in the air and then there was nothing, a vacuum if you will
My lady and I have been living together for a couple months now, and it was only recently that she came to the realization that the reason we're barely seeing each other during the week but still slightly more than before she moved in is because I made sure to drag my tired ass to her house or her job almost every night to squeeze in a couple hours of quality time. And honestly that's kind of hilarious to me. Shorty was constantly telling me to not tire myself or to go home and rest and now here she is like "huh... our schedules have always just clashed a lot, huh?"
My boss just approved another face piercing and she has no idea, but Imma surprise her in a couple weeks. She said she does not care about piercings, tattoos, or dyed hair, and mama has been craving all 3 sooo
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