Seeker's Burrow

Nothing can fully express the complete and total vibe change that just occured in this light-hearted, Friday afternoon time office when my earphone died and all you heard from my desk was a blaring "can I still get into heaven if I kill myself" because shorty was also stunned and had no idea that was the fallout of not charging my shit last night, so the whole line was out and in the air and then there was nothing, a vacuum if you will

My lady and I have been living together for a couple months now, and it was only recently that she came to the realization that the reason we're barely seeing each other during the week but still slightly more than before she moved in is because I made sure to drag my tired ass to her house or her job almost every night to squeeze in a couple hours of quality time. And honestly that's kind of hilarious to me. Shorty was constantly telling me to not tire myself or to go home and rest and now here she is like "huh... our schedules have always just clashed a lot, huh?"

My boss just approved another face piercing and she has no idea, but Imma surprise her in a couple weeks. She said she does not care about piercings, tattoos, or dyed hair, and mama has been craving all 3 sooo

Every time my job asks me something stupid, I open my budget for the year and go into the "Quit? Today?" tab of my spreadsheet and run the numbers for how many DoorDash orders I'd have to do in a 5-day week period to earn my income + 30% (the IRS is serious business) for the next two months, and it is never a number that makes quitting on the spot not seem like a great decision