Seeker's Burrow

Someone just sent me a timesheet (they work from home) where 3 of the 7 hours they worked yesterday are just labelled "timesheet," which is funny to me because 1) wtf and 2) I have nothing to do with payroll. So not only was this completely unnecessary and random, but now I know, with concrete evidence, that you do nothing

Having a dog in the office has led me to so many trials and tribulations and it is always because our visitors simply do not know how to contain themselves when faced with a medium sized white fluff nugget. Just now, a big muscled up man came in, dropped a stack of papers on a manager's desk, and then flew to his knees to high pitch squeal "are you taking care of daddy" over and over and over while frantically ruffling this dog's ears, and I, sitting a few steps away, nearly burst a lung trying to not immediately laugh my ass off because what do you mean this is your response to seeing our office dog napping under a desk

Nothing can fully express the complete and total vibe change that just occured in this light-hearted, Friday afternoon time office when my earphone died and all you heard from my desk was a blaring "can I still get into heaven if I kill myself" because shorty was also stunned and had no idea that was the fallout of not charging my shit last night, so the whole line was out and in the air and then there was nothing, a vacuum if you will

My lady and I have been living together for a couple months now, and it was only recently that she came to the realization that the reason we're barely seeing each other during the week but still slightly more than before she moved in is because I made sure to drag my tired ass to her house or her job almost every night to squeeze in a couple hours of quality time. And honestly that's kind of hilarious to me. Shorty was constantly telling me to not tire myself or to go home and rest and now here she is like "huh... our schedules have always just clashed a lot, huh?"

My boss just approved another face piercing and she has no idea, but Imma surprise her in a couple weeks. She said she does not care about piercings, tattoos, or dyed hair, and mama has been craving all 3 sooo