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wisteriashq is a 21+ mun and muse group taking place on tumblr. when one of their very own ends up dead, the residents of wisteria lane start to think maybe this wasn’t the case of a lonely housewife choosing to end it all. rose moore may be dead, but her secrets as well as her relationships continue from beyond the grave.

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There’s something soft in me—

The Schemer is a beautiful woman, with a gift of the gab who uses men for her own and her family’s benefit in crude ways. First time when she met The Moral Myopia she charmed him and his mother was delighted and handle all the marriage related things with joy. She turned into the daughter in law that Julian’s mother always wished for; so there. But soon Julian learned that he never loved her, and he perhaps didn’t even like her, at least from what he remembered of what he thought was their love story. 

Their marriage deteriorated and it cannot be said that it could be salvaged again. The Schemer, ever the strategist, did not aim to be the quiet wife that would disappear or ask for a divorce. Thus, instead of coming up with a more brilliant plan, she simply decided to get the entire town against Julian. One day she packed a suitcase and faked her own kidnap, which made Julian the prime suspect because of the evidence she planted. Thus, Julian was an outcast on Lakeview Drive, and his dental practice was in trouble as people stopped coming to him since their trust was broken by the gossip. 

She has wised up and has taken time to regroup in order to begin upsetting people all over again. 

We killed it; it's rotting

After her return to Wisteria lane, she has tried to fit into the community once more but most of the individuals living there have disapproved the idea and feel some form of discomfort in her presence. Therefore, underneath the manipulative exterior, she has a lot of unresolved issues, including her fear of being left alone. she engages in crazy things most of the time as a result of desperation in the need to be in charge. 

Gradually, she is trying to resume her place in the community, making Julian lose his position without people realizing that she is the one behind these acts all the time. 

There’s something soft in me—

The Nosy Nelly loves nothing more than spying on her neighbors and getting the latest gossip on Wisteria Lane. She is famous for her attention and desire to know the neighbor’s business, thus her presence is entertaining for some people and annoying to others. Her eyes are as keen as a hawk’s and she loves being the first to know and the first to tell, about anything particularly if it is scandalous. 

She has been recently becoming a busybody with the help of which she became famous in the community after finding Audrey Thompson’s body. Despite being obviously distressed she immediately started reporting to the operators, and then in calls typical for an investigative journalist, looked for something unusual in the hearing. She stole a blender with a torn name tag from Audrey’s house which is an impulse triggered by her OCD and curiosity. This petty theft when the circumstances around Audrey’s death will be revealed. 

Observing and accumulating information has always been the core of her life. She is a widow and with her children married, and away from home, she has no one to care for and thus spends her time attending to neighborhood watch meetings, charity events, and baking goodies that she forces on people in the neighborhood in the name of being friendly. Nevertheless, under the softness of her demeanor is a woman who feeds on the authority that comes with information.

We killed it; it's rotting

The Nosy Nelly has spent most of her days as a mere observer and an informant. Recently, a widow, whose her grown-up children moved out of home, gets preoccupied with the neighborhood watch meetings, local charity functions, along with a relentless supply of cookies to the defenseless neighbors in the name of courtesy. However, beneath the pleasant looking lady who appeared as a school teacher, there is a woman who enjoys the feeling that comes with power that comes with information. 

There’s something soft in me—

The Heartthrob is a charming handsome young man who attracts the attention of all females and inspiring jealousy in all males wherever he goes. He is muscular with a perfect smile and friendly disposition that makes people right away fall for him. He is the newcomer to the town who is employed with landscaping and maintenance and soon rises in popularity because of his niceness and attractiveness. 

Although he may portray himself as unshakable and confident, he has a complex and a rather cloistered private life. He caught feelings for the one person he can't have; The Head-Turning Beauty. She's the gorgeous and glamorous wife of his wealthy employer. Which only makes the whole thing hotter.

There is evidence that he has genuine affection for her, but the passion of their sexual tryst is coupled with the fear of the consequences of such relations. The Head-Turning Beauty’s husband is a wealthy and successful businessman with whom he has had no direct contact; however, the latter understands that should the information about the affair become public, it would deal a severe blow to the man and hurt everyone involved. 

We killed it; it's rotting

The Heartthrob resides in a small apartment on the outskirts of the town to avoid being a spectacle while he struggles to come to terms with his new reality. This sometimes becomes his comfort more often than not, when he is enshrouded with deep emotions, he lets his hands be busy with the manual as well as creative work of changing gardens and homes. However, any encounter with The Head-Turning Beauty makes him shift focus into more adult matters. 

Nevertheless, he cannot resist the passion which is pulling him like a magnet to the former model, and their moments spent together become the only thing that makes him genuinely happy. However, he is constantly living in the shadow of being discovered and ethical dilemmas bother him, although he seems to be a calm and collected person. Professionally and personally the conflicts rise with the stakes, which makes him struggle with the issues of love, betrayal and choice of his own life path.

The Quiet One mysteriously arrived on the same day of Audrey Thompson’s funeral. With a dark past and only a few things on his person, people started to wonder why he came to Fairview, and if he planned on staying long. He prefers to stay to himself and not participate in neighborhood activities if he can help it. Growing up, he stayed in solitude. He often doesn’t have much to say, instead he opt to watch people, observe and listen rather than speak just to hear himself talk. 

The Quiet One started helping people out with odd jobs and things that needed fixing. He knows his way around a set of tools and will pick up random gigs in order to make some extra money on the weekend. People, like the Amoral Attorney, have made a few quips about being aware of him, and how the quiet ones are usually the ones hiding something. He likes to poke fun at The Quiet One, see what buttons he can push and how much. 

The Quiet One had past issues with drugs and a few run ins with the law over the years. In his early 20s he took the rap for a friend and was convicted for a hit and run. It was a low time in his life, doing right by his friend but letting down his parents. Now, he’s hellbent on keeping some things buried. For now, the people in Fairview see him as the helpful new guy. He doesn’t want to risk ruining his new reputation by opening up to the wrong person.

He’s already managed to catch the eye of two of the women on Wisteria Lane. He’s loved getting to know The Girl Next Door. And he finds The Coquette’s flirtations flattering. He doesn’t want to get into anything too serious too soon, so he’s keeping them both at arm’s length for now. 

There’s something soft in me—

In every room there is a person who thinks that they are the smartest person among the company they keep. On Wisteria Lane, that would be The Amoral Attorney. He’s sharp, quick-witted and charming to a disturbing degree. He has a fondness for expensive suits, cars, and watches. He’s proud of how far he’s coming and he loves showing off his success at any opportunity. At parties or cookouts he could be overheard boosting about whatever court case he won that week or how much his new car costs. 

He excels in the courtroom and is one of the most sought after lawyers in Fairview. He doesn’t always do things by the book and has a habit for skirting around the law. He’s not above asking influential people for favors in order to advance his career. Divorced from The Girl Next Door, he’s recently moved across the street to be close to his daughter. The fact that he can keep an eye on his ex and see if she’s seeing anyone else certainly doesn’t hurt either.

We killed it; it's rotting

He was always good at twisting the truth to fit his narrative. In school, he was able to talk his way out of detentions or worse offenses. He talked his parents into lending him the car for weekend joy rides. He convinced the most popular girl in school to dump her prom date at the last minute. And he found out a way to use his unique set of skills in the legal field. He can talk circles around judges, clients, and especially women. Some label him as sleazy, but regardless, they keep hiring him anyway.He knows what people think about him, but he only cares what his own opinion is. And he claims to be awesome. 

He has a flirty relationship with The Coquette brewing. Could it be that he knows it gets under The Girl Next Door’s skin and wants to use that fact as proof that she still has feelings for him? Possibly, but he’ll enjoy the ride for now. He’s noticed The Quiet One’s sudden frequent stops at his ex wife’s house and interactions with his daughter. He doesn’t know how to feel about the mysterious new neighbor but he knows to keep an eye out for anything suspicious. 

The Girl Next Door | late 30s | OCCUPATION UTP | OPEN

The Girl Next Door is exactly what she sounds like: eager to help, warm, kind, klutzy. She’s the first person to check on someone if they need help, and bring them store bought goodies to help the healing process. She’s also the only person who ends up tangled in Christmas lights or trips over the same stairs she’s been going up and down for eleven years now. She can’t cook as well as some of the other moms on the lane, but she knows how to power shop in a crisis. Her neighbors joke that the only thing she can cook is microwaved Mac & cheese but even that doesn’t come out as planned.

She’s a hopeless romantic and often has an idealized version of love. Growing up she watched her mom fall in and out love and made a promise to herself that she wouldn’t become her mother. She wouldn’t have a revolving door of men coming in and out of her life. She would find her soulmate or die trying.

Her husband announced he was leaving her when her daughter was six. Now she lives in their house while he conveniently moved in to a house down the street. The Girl Next Door tries to keep things civil for the sake of their daughter, but The Amoral Attorney bounces back between flirting with her and pretending like they were simply a relationship that had ran its course instead of a marriage that could have been repaired given the proper effort.

The new handyman has caught her eye, but she also knows that The Coquette has set her sights - or rather wants to get her claws- in him. She’s intrigued by The Quiet One’s mysterious aura and wants to know more about him. Maybe this could be the start of the happy ending she’s been chasing.

There’s something soft in me—

Mx. Sterling always seems to have a mysterious aura around him. He grew up close to his mother and had a distant relationship with his father. When he started to date, his mom tightened her grip. Every girl he took to a dance or went out to the movies with, had to be approved by The Disapproving Matriarch. She drove away countless girlfriends and friends, citing that she only wanted the best for her son.

When he met The Schemer, his mother was overjoyed. She took care of everything. The wedding, the costs, floral arrangements. She was the daughter his mother always wanted. Only problem? He soon realized he didn’t love her. Maybe he didn’t even really like her.

We killed it; it's rotting

His life changed again when The Moral Myopia came home one day to find his wife packing a suitcase. He figured she was going to simply file for a divorce or ask for a trial separation, but she had other plans. She framed him for her disappearance. Let their neighbors imaginations run wild with tales of murder and kidnapping, heinous crimes. News like that travels in small towns and soon The Moral Myopia was being shunned on Lakeview Dr. People would whisper in the waiting room of his dental practice. A few months ago he moved to Wisteria Lane, and wed one Ms. Richmond. 

The Ice Queen only knows as much information as The Moral Myopia will tell her, but he doesn’t want to risk exposing too much and having his new bride walk out of his life. The recent news that his ex is in town has thrown him for a loop. He's still working hard to clear his name and restore his reputation.

There’s something soft in me—

The Ice Queen had always been described as high strung. Born into a family of type A personalities, she knew early on that she had to be the best at everything she set out to do. It wasn’t just encouraged, it was expected. Her mother told her to never let people see her as weak or defensiveness, so she built up walls and external armor over the years. Most would call her cold. Only having few facial expressions and barely expressing emotion. 

For those that she loves, like Mrs. Sanchez, Mrs. Walker, Chloe Ashworth, and the late Audrey Thompson, she’d bare her soul to. And she would protect those she loves more fiercely than anyone. If there was a mess to clean up, she already had multiple fleshed out plans in order to fix it, save it, or get rid of any evidence. And she does so with the grace and dignity of a royal or old time ruler. 

We killed it; it's rotting

Cleaning was always a calming experience for her. She would be able to remove grime and make things sparkle again. Everything old and dirty can become new again as they say. On Wisteria Lane, she has the best garden. The best trimmed looking lawn. She also makes all her own food and is a competitive baker when it comes to charity drives or galas. She is the type to take charge in any situation, and as begrudgingly as people like to admit it, they are usually better for it. 

When she met Will Richmond at college, she thought she was done. She had met the person she was going to be with for the rest of her life. She settled down, they popped out two kids and she was content with life. But Will suddenly had a heart attack and died. She remarried The Moral Myopia three years later. People say they moved fast, but she counters that if you know, you just know. They bonded over cleanliness, old movies and the morning crossword puzzle. While she doesn’t know everything about her husband, she doesn’t question someone who took over the role of man of the house with such ease. 

There’s something soft in me—

The Hot Head is just that, unpredictable and explosive. worked all his life to become somebody. A successful business man now, people look up to him in equal fear and admiration. He’s intimidating at first, but once you get on his good side, you’re golden. For those not so lucky few that end up in hot water, he holds nothing back. He’s passionate in every aspect of his life. He works hard and loves harder. 

His job has provided him with a lavish lifestyle that he quickly grew accustomed to. When he married his wife, a former model, it was like a match made in heaven. They argued as much as they showed affection. To outsiders, it was strange but the dynamic worked for them. Sure, he misses a few dinner parties or neighborhood cookouts. But he makes up for it with gifts, and knowing his wife is materialistic, that work every time. 

We killed it; it's rotting

In his home life, he has a loving yet distant relationship with his wife The Head Turning Beauty. People often say they look like they can't stand each other half the time. They often sit across the long dinner table, fragments of conversations told through tight lipped chews. He parades her around like a trophy wife, and for the first years of their marriage, Isabella was fine with it. She knew what part she had to play in order to impress his bosses and clients. The Hot Head is no fool, he’s seen the way that other men look at his wife. But he knows she would never give up her life with him for someone else, she’s too selfish to even consider it. Or so he thinks…

There’s something soft in me—

The Head Turning Beauty grew up wishing she was like the Hollywood starlets she saw on screen. Or the fabulous actresses she saw on the soap operas she watched with her grandma. When she moved to New York for college, she quickly discovered she could achieve the same thing but a different path. Someone suggested modeling and after one commercial, she was being booked left and right. Jets to Paris, Rome, front row seats to the best fashion shows, people hounding her for pictures. It was her dream come true!

After the glitz and glamour wore off, Isabella grew tired of the catty competition, crash diets, and early wake up times. She met The Hot Head, a businessman who couldn’t care less about the fashion world. She knew with him she could have a comfortable life, maybe even still keep the luxuries without having to make all the sacrifices. When he proposed, she giddily accepted and six months later they were married.

we killed it; it's rotting.

Moving to the suburbs, Isabella was given the silent treatment at first. They looked at her designer clothes, her snobby attitude and decided to ice her out. Then by some twist of fate, Audrey Thompson introduced herself and her friends to Isabella. Isabella bought them spa day coupons when The Girl Next Door’s husband left her. She listens, or pretends to listen, when The Ice Queen tells her horror stories of her kids in between glasses of wine. Now she has a group of friends, a place in suburbia. She just wishes her husband would spend more time with her in this new world than at his office.

She has begun to catch the eye of the Sanchez family landscaper. She knows it’s wrong, and she hasn’t done anything to make a move outside her marriage yet. But this lothario knows how to charm a woman, especially one vulnerable and most days alone. He’s a temptation and she’s almost heading down a road of no return. 

The Stepford Smiler || 38 || Housewife || Taken || Gillian Jacobs FC

There’s something soft in me—

Chloe Ashworth is the quintessential team mom of the lane. If someone’s kid has a sport, she’s cheering them on. She’s the first to give money to a fundraiser and help a kid sell chocolate for a worthy cause. She’s everyone’s cheerleader, a dedicated wife and mother, and was one of Audrey’s best friends. When The Girl Next Door found out that her husband had been cheating on her, Chloe brought the wine. When the Head Turning Beauty needed opinions on a dress, Chloe obliged. But nobody could have seen Audrey’s death coming.

She’s also known as the Stepford Smiler of the lane. Always has a smile to accompany her words with a cheery disposition, Chloe values the way the world sees her. And to sum up the one word that she desperately craves to be seen as: put together. 

we killed it; it's rotting.

She comes from a family that put value on appearances. Not just physical appearances, but reputation as well. A smile could always mask things, no matter how ugly they were in reality. She was taught as a young girl to always put on a mask, that way nobody could really tell how she was feeling. To the world, she is the happy, successful, radiant woman everyone knows her to be.

Now she’s a housewife married to her college sweetheart Ethan. Mother to three children, Ava (4), Noah (3), and Ivy (1), she’s dedicated her life to managing the household. She’s different than Veronica, who has to control everything and is a perfectionist Susie Homemaker. Chloe knows she isn’t perfect and tries to take any embarrassing situation with grace, but things rarely turn out that way. She’s known to clear out a restaurant or yell at her kids at the supermarket in front of everyone. But her mask doesn’t slip until she gets in the car. She often uses dark humor and sarcasm to cover up any feelings of insignificance or frustration with taking care of three kids full time.

The Papa Wolf || The Ashworth Family || Open || late 40s || Job UTP

There’s something soft in me—

The Papa Wolf is a fiercely protective individual. On the outside, he’s often too relaxed for his own good. Neighbors wonder if he’s taking some good antidepressants or is just a positive person. He’s the chill parent, the one who takes off on exciting business trips but always returns with presents. He only ever snaps when he needs to and usually it’s away from the public eye.

His relaxed demeanor makes it easy for everyone in the neighborhood to approach him. He’s often the first to offer the other husbands a beer or a place to watch sports at. Kids of all ages love him and parents say they’ve never even seen him raise his voice. He and his wife Chloe are college sweethearts and generally referred to as the most stable couple of the lane.

we killed it; it’s rotting

Behind closed doors, this level headed guy is starting to show cracks in his facade. In his youth, he got into bar fights, had outbursts on sports teams, and had more than one warning about mouthing off to authority figures. Since becoming a father and husband, he’s channeled that energy into a fierce protectiveness. Since the death of Audrey Thompson, and the other crimes that have seemingly taken place on the lane, he’s grown paranoid. He would do anything to protect his family, and usually that means paying no attention to the gossip and the white lies that some of the housewives tend to spread from one street to another. But every once in while, hot white flashes of rage surface and he forgets to keep his cool.

The Papa Wolf is now trying to make it a point to get home earlier, spend more time with his family while he can. But he’s been noticing The Charming Interloper lurking around, quietly moving in on his territory. It’s becoming increasingly harder to ignore and he isn’t above resorting to certain tactics to rein this intrusion.

The Obsessive Suitor || Taken || 42 || Pharmacist

There’s something soft in me—

Gregory Barnes is Fairview’s most well known pharmacist. He helps everyone with their pharmacy needs and his access to medication has been useful on more than one occasion. He spent his time studying and reading when others were out at parties or getting into mischief outside school hours. He grew up in a loving yet distant family. He always felt like more of an observer than a participant in life. But, he soon figured out that had its upside as well.

Ask anyone and they would tell you he’s a kind, if not awkward, man. Usually shy, and timid, he’s only recently come out of his shell. Former girlfriends describe him as growing rather possessive and obsessive in a quick amount of time. None of his relationships seemed to last long and friendships came and went faster than he could keep up. Underneath his nice guy facade, he could spend hours fixating on a particular person who’s managed to capture his attention.

we killed it; it's rotting.

He’s had his sights set on Mrs. Sterling for a few weeks now. He knows patience is a virtue, but he’s not above telling little white lies and planting doubts into her head about her husband to garner more face time with her.

His undisclosed past includes court mandated therapy, and minor misdemeanors for stalking and invasions of privacy. But to everyone in Fairview, he’s their pharmacist. And only their pharmacist. The Obsessive Suitor is intelligent in his quest for what he wants, and can adapt his preferences to suit whoever he’s infatuated with.