Korean poster which has been making it’s way around

Translation:

Protesting sexual harassment and violence against women

ETIQUETTE FOR MEN AT NIGHT

Remember that your presence can be threatening to women walking alone at night

If a woman is walking in front of you alone at night, slow down. You walking quickly or speeding up can be and in most cases is threatening

If you’ve been drinking and are drunk, go straight home.

Do not pick a fight or aggravate women walking at night

Do not take off your clothes or publicly urinate

Be careful to make sure you do not touch or hit someone, even on accident.

If, late at night, you come to a situation in which you and a woman have to ride an elevator together, let her go up first and wait for the elevator to come back down.

If there’s a woman in a public restroom (There are Korean public restrooms with no gender or sex markings that are open to all people), wait for her to finish and come out first before using the restroom.

Report broken streetlights to the police

Yunho: I’ll start. Radio name Moi san, question is: It’s late evening and you are talking a stroll… someone is walking behind (with) you. Who is it? Please choose one acquaintance. Jaejoong: Only one? Yunho: Yup. Just one. Junsu: Taking a stroll together….? Yunho Mmm.. so who will it be? Jaejoong: For me… I think it’ll be Changmin. Yunho: Changmin! Jaejoong: Yeah. Changmin. Yunho: Okay. Understood.  Jaejoong: Ahhhh. Why are you smiling like that??!! What does that mean…~~ Junsu: For me… I’ll think of Yunho. Yunho: Me? … Why? … Hahahahaha. Junsu: Just feels…. Yunho: Okay okay. Understood~ Junsu: So what does it mean? Yunho: The answer is… The person you chose is the one person you really like! *all three gasp* AHHHHH! Jaejoong: CHANGMIN!!! (Are you listening in?) DID U HEAR THAT??? CHANGMIN~~ !!!! Yunho: Ahh.. Junsu chose me~ ah. As expected, Junsu… Junsu sure is well-mannered ne? (??? I think it’s suppose to be along the lines of “Junsu sure knows how to choose.”) Junsu: I seriously just thought of Yunho straight away! ~ Maybe to me, Yunho is…. (^^~) Jaejoong: Ahhhh. Maybe this psychology test is wrong!  Yunho: Why? Why do you… Junsu: But that’s true! When you think of Jaejoong.. Jaejoong and Changmin??.. zzztt..We’ll never expect him to like Changmin best right! It makes absolutely no sense! Jaejoong: HAHAHHAHAHA Yunho: But inside his heart, deep inside his heart… maybe he really likes Changmin~ Junsu: AH! I get it! On the surface he PRETENDS to be at loggerheads with Changmin, but in reality… deep in his heart………~ ^^ Yunho: It’s the opposite of what we see. Actually…. Jaejoong: No no… Junsu: You really like Changmin don’t you!! Jaejoong: I just.. I just thought of how while I’m in my room, Changmin will suddenly just quietly open the door and come in unannounced. Junsu: AH! Like he’s watching you. Jaejoong: Yeah. Like he’s spying at me from behind. ^^ Junsu: That’s true… he does do that… Yunho: But you started to get used to it didn’t you? Slowly and naturally started to like it? Jaejoong: Ahhh~  Yunho: That’s how you truly feel isn’t it? ~~ Jaejoong: AAAH NEXT QUESTION PLEASE JUNSUUU!!!!

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This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.

They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.