Expression Is The Need Of My Soul

literally would've worn this to the met gala if I was invited

my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw.  half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down

That sounds like they didn’t really think things through. Obviously, the nuggets are just going to fatten you up and make you even more stuck. What they should have done is squirt ketchup down the slide until there was enough lubrication to yank you out. 

Stoic philosophy. Actually, I’m all about that. I may have trouble keeping it down to 15 minutes.