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How am I the petty one when he's the one who calls me names when he didn't get his way??? And he also posted what I asked him not to over and over again????????

Touken ranbu muses though????

“Course!” The other smiled, nodding in response. “Well if you want, we can go shopping a bit and then eat?”

“I don’t need protecting, that’d be dumb on my part to rely on anyone for that. I never have.”

“U-Um-please don’t be mean to mister Albedo.”

How am I supposed to do replies in these conditions????

“I-That-That..didn’t happen.”

“Not really, though you look great in just about anything so I wouldn't worry about it too much.”

Bloops the discord and shrugs into the abyss

“EXCUSE ME!? I do Not get my ass kicked!”

“I mean if you wanna be my mom, I won’t stop you but- Just know i’ll still do dumb shit regardless.”

“I mean I can help carry you if you want, i’m pretty free today. So I could tag along with you too.”

“I mean the most i’ve had so far is just people wanting to touch my abs a lot recently.”

Shipping Call

“...You mean the side job some of the others do?”

"Is the opposite of what?"