Eat The Rude

math finally started teaching me something I can use in life like how to map the trajectory of explosive projectiles

why do as the world caves in (Sarah cothran) and goodbye (Bo burnam) have the same melody

was Costco always this big of a stronghold or was that just after 9/11

has anyone drawn mpreg William afton preggers with Henry’s child, asking for a friend, also for this friend I require visual evidence, thanks

the ghouls yearn for monstrance clock

Las Vegas is not real because why are the pilots of my flight blasting pitbull

“this is the last time” I mutter to myself as I put the same song in the que for the 584647285773rd time in a row that day (this has been going on for about three days)

I hate to admit this (lie) but Your Idol from kpdh is actually so fun to freestyle flag to 😭

imagine finally transitioning to be a woman and trump passes a bill that makes everyone in America a woman

I just remembered the time where I thought I had a pretty good doctor but now that I think about it she was your average American doctor operating on a woman because I had gotten kidney surgery because I needed one removed because it was practically dead, then I got an infection from the surgery and part of a kidney infection is peeing blood, which I was doing, and she deadass asked me “are you on your period?” HONEY YOURE A DOCTOR WHO SPECIALIZES IN THINGS LIKE THIS WHAT DO YOU THINK ME PISSING BLOOD MEANS (hint: I’m pissing it, it’s coming out of the wrong hole)

I finally understand small artists pain because I just started listing my jewelry literally 10 minutes ago, I’ve only gotten through like three things, and someone already sends me a lowball offer for not only not enough for me to be paid, but less than the materials themselves cost

no one gets more worked up over something so small than a fully grown old man over a kid doing fun makeup because they like it