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The Book of Boba Fett | Chapter 7: In the Name of Honor

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kalak

Padme lives aus are always good but it gets funnier when you consider that if padme lives the rebellion vs the empire will be just the messiest divorce in history featuring custody battle for the twins

padme leading the rebels and vader leading the imperials meeting in the battlefield and the fight stops for a verbal argument of galactic proportions

stealingpotatoes

hands u a comic bc im literally obsessed w this

fanfic-obsessed

Just as funny, I think, is that Padme also got Obi Wan in the divorce.

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vexwerewolf

I think an underappreciated element of Leia's character is that even after days or weeks of ruthless interrogation interspersed with torture, she still had the presence of mind to identify a feature of the Stormtrooper who barged into her cell that she could mock.

Luke by itoscaresme.

Old Ben, fondly and earnestly with a wistful gleam in his wise, ancient blue eyes: “He was the best star pilot in the galaxy.”

[we cut to a five minute montage of Obi Wan and Ahsoka screaming and clinging on for dear life as Anakin crashes various ships, using the same exact crash footage each time like the Toonces the Driving Cat 80’s SNL skit]

Old Ben, dignified, poised and mournful, continuing with no acknowledgment of the previous scene: “And a good friend.”

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hitchcomet

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stealingpotatoes

ok what if, thanks to giving birth to two quarter-force/eldritch skywalkers, padmé wound up as a force ghost (but only said eldritch skywalkers could see her)

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eggdrawsthings

been quite a long while i havent drew Din without his helmet

#the mandalorian #sw

flavoredmagpie

kenobi series ended… me: makes a compilation of obi wan and kids to heal my own heart

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stealingpotatoes

who wants more rebel padmé au (me, the answer is me i want it)

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pipistrellus

my favorite part in attack of the clones is when obi-wan just fucks off to play space nancy drew on Clone Rain Planet with the alarming giraffe-necked aliens and swans in like “HELLO IT’S ME, the jedi who definitely… … was here before and probably, uh, spoke to you, and stuff” and theyre like “ah you are here for the order” and hes like “beg pardon” and theyre like “the order of millions of identical human men?” and hes like “RIGHT YES. ABSOLUTELY I AM HERE FOR THE ORDER OF MILLIONS OF IDENTICAL HUMAN MEN”

and then later when he SNEAKS INTO A CORNER TO FUCKING… facetime yoda… like “ok so we have these millions of identical human men who were apparently suspiciously ordered for us by someone???” and yodas fucking response is just “when countless sapient lemons life gives you…….. send those lemons into intergalactic battle you must”

and obi-wan’s like “shit man you’re so right"

kinky-space-nerd

There literally isn’t a frame of this scene where Obi-Wan doesn’t look confused as hell

gothcostco

flyboy-and-fight-me

the Kaminoans: We have 5 million people that look exactly like Jango Fett

Obi-Wan:

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cinnamnt

love the star wars novelizations

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cheesenames

he's so funny

paulinagilart

palpatine, giggling to himself: sheevs you sly dog you’ve done it again

howdidthisevenhappenanyway

I think every night palps has an hour where he seals himself up in a soundproof room and thinks of all the games he played that day, and laughs and laughs and kicks his feet

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jingle-knight

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

oncce-againn

Oh! The intimacy of adopting each other’s vocabulary.

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hannaloony

Reverse AU

Jedi Leia and Senator Luke

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sparkl3muffin

Its hot outside so be sure to snuggle up to your camp vampire to keep cool

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