esports-based trust issues

i know no one else has ever felt like this before, but i will be brave and speak my truth. i want to have lesbian sex

the problem with making pancakes from scratch is that you eventually reach a point where you don't want to be making pancakes anymore but you literally are not done making pancakes

i always love when a horror movie is like ohh we are a group of people from various backgrounds stuck together in this motel/gas station/roadside diner/grocery store/shopping mall/warehouse/underground bunker/fallout shelter/research facility/military compound/prison/police station/office building/apartment building/school/hospital/church/bar/music club/amusement park/resort/boat of some kind. the baddies are coming. quick! let us organize into some sort of social commentary

Hilda Orr’s Fund a Food Drop

Pro/anti ship was the stupidest way to talk about romanticization of bigotry and abuse, and everyone knew that. Idk why real adults are acting like it's something we should be giving any true time to

Are you pro puppy or anti puppy? Pro puppy is when you like puppies and anti puppy is when you think stray dogs should be neutered and adopted or euthanized to keep them from over breeding feral dogs. It's really simple

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.