Do you believe in life after death?

the purest form of love is necromancy.

you loved them so dearly you literally cannot live without them? you need them so badly that you would resort to staining your very soul to get them home? you dream of their love and their warmth and you are willing to let your heart grow cold to feel it again? no deeper love exists.

You need to turn the sound on.  For the dragon’s voice.

I never knew a single thing about drakengard. This is the first and only thing I have ever seen from a drakengard game. How can the rest ever live up to this.

I want his energy his determination his speed

"another Spicy Ladies moment" sir did you forget the Spice Girls too?

hey google single short men near me single men 1 inch tall in my area pocket sized men online miniature single men near me men i can sit on the palm of my hand single online

oh mein gott my back is full of ouchenpainen

[ID: the german flag]

“can a robot even have mental illnesses” they are allowed to have whatever they want. don’t be fucking rude

robots can have mental illnesses we can't even conceive of - like shrimp colors

Yeah yeah he has no morals but he has long hair

you find a mad libs book on the ground and find that it’s filled completely with proper, sensible words for the situation at hand. a small child in a perfectly tailored gray suit tugs on your shirt with ice-cold hands and politely asks for it back

please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

"a viscous murder" yeah i don't want to know what that could look like

that’s how all those people died in that molasses flood

Scooby from scooby Doo