whatever

milf (motivation i’d like to find)

my friend told me last night that he gets girls to come back to his place by telling them “oh i can’t wait to go home and have some stew” and “i’m so hungry, good thing i have stew at home” and it’s worked every time

bro the worst part is last night i went to his place and it’s 11pm and i’m sitting there eating fucking stew like god damn it worked on me too

i love subtitles

I need to read to hear

i am fine thank you for asking! though recently there has been a darkness growing within me

do you ever sabotage your own free time? like wtf is that about? i want to play this game or read or do something specific but instead i will just stare out the window or scroll mindlessly???

"are u ok?" bro i spend my entire day opening and closing the same 3 apps don’t ask me if i’m ok

honestly the boundaries between friendship and romance don’t really matter that much like at all if everyone involved is ok with it

like most of what is and isn’t romance is cultural/constructed anyways... you can take and leave what you want with it as long as you maintain boundaries. does that make sense

Reality is literally insane. You notice this when you go to ALDI

the hills are alive with the sound of “Kasse Drei Schließt. BItte nicht mehr auflegen.”

girl you look like a Mariusz Lewandowski painting (complimentary)