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SAM: Yay! Good to know.

SAM: Huh, I never really thought about it that way... but yeah, when you look at it that way... still don't make it healthy to eat tho.

SAM: Anyway, what do you do for a living?

MAGGIE: Fries tho. 😍

SAM: Hi there, I'm Sam and we just got matched. Prepare yourself for the most random of random questions to start this conversation off.

SAM: Why isn't chocolate a vegetable when it's made of beans??

MAGGIE: Holy shit, I love random questions.

AUDREY: Hi there!

AUDREY: How are ya?

BAILEY: Hey! It looks like we've been matched, I'm Bailey :) I hope you're having a lovely day - you're super pretty!

BAILEY: Also, I'm super new to these kind of apps, so please, go easy on me.

MAGGIE: Hi!!! I love new matches!! And I am thank you!! Just got even better thanks to compliments from pretty ladies like yourself!! How is your day going? :) :)

Jeff: or at least water, but is she still a drunk mother if we aren't home?

Jeff: mmmmm that sounds wonderful, I'm famished, you'd probably think I look peaky after the rehearsal I just went through.

Jeff: well I don't know I don't want to be that dude that's a dancer that has cats. That just screams twink to some of the men on this app I'm on.

Maggie: These are the philosophical questions. But seriously, I was watching a tv show last night and the Mum sneaked away and was sculling champagne in the kitchen pretending to cook. Made me miss her a little actually.

Maggie: Maybe I'll sniff a bottle of gin and a bottle of chanel perfume at the same time and it'll be like she's right there.

Maggie: .... You probably do, you got that skinny muscular dancer bod, want me to bring you food one time? I can make quiche, or because we're as English as they come. Cucumber sandwiches.

Maggie: *Gains cat, twinkness intensifies*

Alexis: Well that's good! Getting a new pet is always exciting so i'm excited for you!

Alexis: Oh I'm in the same boat. I'm semi new to the city. Where are you from? I don't have any of my siblings here so i'm on my own basically. That's what I'm getting from it. It's a good app so far.

Maggie: Thank you!!! I'm just glad this app isn't linked to my insta, otherwise everyone would just be getting cat photos constantly.

RACHEL: I know it's not the song in the joke, but I'll be humming 'You'll Be in My Heart' for the rest of the evening.

RACHEL: Have you managed to go on any dates yet?

MAGGIE: I'd say I'm sorry, but I'm really not. Everyone needs a good Phil Collins night in their life.

LAURA: you sound like I much fun, holy shit.

LAURA: holy shit!!! Eleven cats!? Do you run a cat sanctuary?

MAGGIE: Don't let the description fool you, I'm a human sized trashbag.

Fletcher: I'm glad I don't seem whiny. That definitely isn't attractive on a 35 year old man. Oh man, my best ice breaker? I like to think that I have better responses when I use those, but, I'm so bad at flirting, and I like to just be honest anyways. So, I honestly couldn't tell you.

Fletcher: I agree! That's probably the best idea I've heard in awhile. Who do we need to contact to make this a thing? Because I'm totally down to make Winkers a trademarked thing. I'm excited to hear that someone was able to fall in love because of Wink. It's definitely hopeful. I totally agree though. I haven't dated in...wow, five years? At least? But you're totally right. What's considered an actual date and what's considered hanging out? And are people ever ACTUALLY willing to 'date' someone that has baggage? Or do they just claim that they are? Always so many questions and definitely not enough answers.

Fletcher: I hate to be blunt, but, sometimes that's the easiest ice breaker for me, so here it goes.

Fletcher: What do you look for in a lover? Is there any sort of thing you look for in people or do you just try to find someone that you mesh well with?

Maggie: ... 5 years? Holy shit, mind if I ask why or is it one of those touchy subjects that I can skirt around and pretend I never asked?

Maggie: I think it depends on the 'baggage' you know? Like what one person considers to be their baggage.. Isn't necessarily baggage to someone else. It's just a case of finding someone to share the baggage with I think, just so it's not so heavy. That's what love is about right? Like not always being 50/50.. Cause sometimes you're at a 20, so the other person needs to give that 80 to balance it out, and then you'll do it for that person too... I think it's a team thing. Honestly I'm not entirely sure I've ever been in like... legit love.

Maggie: .... Shit. That was kind of deeper than what I orignally went for. But I do think that's what I'm after. Just someone to go through life with. Being away from home is kind of lonely sometimes. So I wouldn't mind having someone to share that with, and who can I guess ... Kind of be my home? I dunno. It's a constant internal conflict.

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LAURA: How are you when you're drunk??

LAURA: No I haven't! LOL I like hanging out with my dog, working, watching Netflix... I'm not all that exciting. How about you?

MAGGIE: Enthusiastic about everything, ready to dance at the drop of a hat, will take pretty much any dare thrown at me, down to dance to anything, giggles at everything and a bit of a hoe. It's a 5 step process... 7 if you count the comedown stages which include horngry and passed out.

LAURA: That sounds like it'd be a hell of a laugh honestly.

LAURA: Grandma Kink, I definitely watch porn lol

MAGGIE: It's so much fun, especially if you're like me when you drink and it just gets hilarious. Kind of like chat-roulette'ing when your drunk. Still don't know how that site wasn't banned from the boarding school network.

Fletcher: I've used a few ice breakers and thankfully they've gone fairly well and no one thought I was crazy. I just try to be different from time to time so that I don't get bored of the same thing.

Fletcher: I don't know if it's a thing, but, it definitely needs to be. Winkers is an awesome phrase to use for ourselves. I think it's more so I would never want to make a bad first impression. Don't want to seem whiny or needy or anything like that.

Fletcher: Honestly, I just wanted the company. I'd like to possibly meet the love of my life, but, even if all I make are some new friends, then I'd be okay with that too.

Maggie: You don't seem whiny at all, what's your best icebreaker? I'm always torn between funny and wanting to do pickup lines, but all my pickup lines are pretty horrific and sound like they're coming out of a frat boy.

Jeff: that's a bit rich coming from her you do know that right?

Jeff: is there anything that doesn't have meat on it?

Jeff: ooooh kittens, I wonder if cats would be better for me than a dog since I'm not home as much and cats are really self-care-ish?

Maggie: ... Pretty sure she thinks Gin is a food group, not an alcohol. And true. Reminds me of the quote. "Wine drunk is still drunk Mother"

Maggie: Ohh yes. There's like this spinach, mushroom, sundried tomato, avocado thing? Or like vegetarian sausage? Pretty sure they use chickpeas instead of mince?

Jeff: Benders are never any good you know that. Don't make mum come and find you, you know what she'd tell you

Jeff: 50 aspirin sounds like a regular day when I was in secondary with the blokes on campus after exams, I hope you got the fry up and will to live sis.

Maggie: That ladies don't drink anything more than a celebratory champagne and wine with dinner?

Maggie: I got my fry-up... Kinda. This place nearby does all day breakfast and Ohhhhhh. Oh my god. When you get a cheat day and can handle a bucket of grease. I'm taking you there because. *praise hands emoji*

Maggie: The will to live is also going strong. Pretty sure we're getting a litter of kittens soon so, everything is looking up.

Alexis: Okay that explains a lot then. I was slightly confused. Have you found a home for him yet?

Alexis: The usual. Friends, dating, relationships. That sort of thing. Yourself?

Maggie: He's on a foster basis with a family right now, they're not entirely sure how he'll go with their existing pet, so it's a 2 week trial, but he seems to be going well, and we're getting a new one in tomorrow. Pretty sure they just need to be microchipped and then he's all ours.