is he…… you know….. [imitates crab claws]……. from Maryland?

hot people are so lucky im so pissed

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Half our generation wouldn’t even understand that

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

The people running after him makes it funnier

He looks so happy

The whole post, blessed.

Lol

IT’S HIS NOW :D

im not like other teenagers, im 51

Fact: A lot of people are confused about what bisexuality is or what it means to be bi. To clarify: “bi” is short for the word “bike” which in itself is actually short for “bichael”. We hope this clears things up.

I want to be this bird.

I miss the 2000s because there were so many fashion trends and moments when it was encouraged to look like a hot-ass mess. The Instagram age is this weird era of control and perfection and “eyebrows on fleek” blah blah like I miss when everyone walked around with last night’s eyeliner still on while wearing 25 stupid accessories at once dressed like you slept in trash or whatever.

who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago

therapist: how are you? me: fine how are you

Truth