One God

“I can do my gardening and undermine my brother at the same time, thank you very much.”

“It’s all right, you said virgins right? That wont be a problem thanks to me. She’s safe and sound.”

“Can’t blame a guy for being defensive. You look the type, you know,”

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“Hit him at the centre of his chest. Preferably with something blunt and heavy”

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“Look man, I don’t need no God in my life. Besides when I’m making someone call out for God,”

“Kinky. I could use a few of those… maybe a redhead too.” He winked.

“Did they also demand feathers? Do you think that’s what Master Sparda woulda liked? I hear he had a thing for blonds, instead.”

“The prospect of a challenge, excites me. I could fight you, easy, but that wouldn’t be a challenge, now would it?” He crossed his arms. “You’re pretty good with your Devil Trigger, huh?”

“All right… you gonna come down then? I’ll probably buy one from the main land.” He huffed. Yet another thing to dock off his pay for this job.

“What? Do you want me to buy you a new goat? Is that it? I can’t unkill it! Not ethically, at least.”

“Then you’ll get over it! I got over it! I’m doing GREAT!”

“I got issues!”

“The rumours had it that he lost it when his partner vanished. Some even think he that he had a hand in his disappearance. They were allegedly quite ...close.”

“Now we’re talking! Show me what you got big boy. Make me stop killing things.”