[gets hit in the face by a soccer ball]

what the heck dont be rude to your elders you little soccer child

whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S

NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED

L I M I T E D N I P P L E S

sit down, kazemaru, because you’re about to go on a wild journey of new information

this was a trick questions actually nipples are fake

are you telling me the entire world has been collaborating to make us believe nipples are real. are nipples a conspiracy, is that what you’re telling me kazemaru

[lifts shirt] do you see any nipples, sakuma

BUT… BUT I HAVE NIPPLES. KAZEMARU WHAT’S HAPPENING

cut them off like i did

sit down, kazemaru, because you’re about to go on a wild journey of new information

this was a trick questions actually nipples are fake

are you telling me the entire world has been collaborating to make us believe nipples are real. are nipples a conspiracy, is that what you’re telling me kazemaru

[lifts shirt] do you see any nipples, sakuma

hello 911? yeah, it’s me again, my bathroom mirror escaped my home and is trying to convince me that it’s sentient

you’re a raimon player

yeah, it’s an enchanted bathroom mirror. sometimes it looks like me, sometimes i looks like this loser wearing pumpkin orange. it might be trying to hide since halloween’s coming up, yeah

sit down, kazemaru, because you’re about to go on a wild journey of new information

this was a trick questions actually nipples are fake