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whenever I see gimmick blogs I don't consider that they have a separate main blog or anything else. That's just what they do all the time. God put them on the internet to count the number of lobsters in other posts and nothing else.

@rat-detector @whale-shark-detector @pick-an-item-poll @zora-salazar-daily @what-fear-would-they-serve @bugthingsdaily @i-z-u-t-s-u-m-i-daily @hellsitegenetics

just seeing this now. but. an excuse to plug my main @spinster2004 where i have art and other things...

Haha yeah no this is a sideblog

seeing my mutuals on youtube shorts is fucking terrifying. it could happen to any of us. i feel like a character in a horror movie where the creature is lurking in the shadows waiting to pounce. and the creature is other sites

i should say seeing unyielding silence is both the least surprising and the most terrifying because i know that things sense of humor. i know if i mention it it WILL reblog my stupid posts. that leaves me very susceptible to the creatures attacks

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grabs broom. GET. GET GODDAMMIT.

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This post is… EDIBLE!!!

goddammit i’ve got an infestation

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hits you with broom. STOP EATING MY GODDAMN POST!!!!!

EXACTLY

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ITS BEEN FOREVER WHY ARE YOU COMING BACK TO THIS POST ITS BEEN OUT FOR TOO LONG ITS MOLDY NOW

i hope you all get mold poisoning

This post does not have any Windex, but it may need some, on account of the mold.

la viborita has officially been sold!

fuck esports, the only correct way to play smash is the way my 7 y/o niece plays it: connecting 2 controllers, setting one as peach, setting the other as marth, pretending marth is peach’s boyfriend and then playing virtual barbie and ken with them

smash esports livestream but it’s just thousands of people tuning in to watch my niece make bayonetta marry solid snake on the zelda temple stage

esports commentator: now watch what she does here. shes crouching with snake to indicate hes proposing. blink and youll miss it: she uses down+b to place a bomb- this is the wedding ring. going back to bayonetta, shes going to ever so slightly tilt the left stick forward, now this serves two purposes: 1.) to make sure she doesnt set off that bomb when she goes to accept snakes proposal, which would obviously ruin the whole scene, but 2.) and this is a more subtle touch, to show bayonettas hesitation. that's something we know about bayonettas character, shes very independent, so thats the true work of a master to incorporate that into their gameplay