Phagboy’s Farts

Thanks for helping me with my stretches. Gotta stay loose. Oops maybe I let loose a bit too much. Smells good though right?

You’re gonna be at ass level for the rest of your career and you know it’s all you deserve. If you’re lucky he might ask you to clean it for him but for now you’re only worthy of sniffing.

Could you check if this one’s wet for me?

When we’re hanging out this will be your POV most of the time.

I think this next one’s gonna have some extra spice on it, hope you’re ready for clean up duty too 👅 open wide!

No, really think about it and then tell me how you’d help clean up all this sweat. Here’s a hint: 👅

Hoooooo boy, I saved this one up for you all day.

Work meeting room farts. Don’t think I haven’t noticed you keep booking the room right after me…

Drop and inhale all of these farts right now 1..2..3..4..5! Very good! I wonder if you can take the next set in your mouth? Open wide 😏

Why are you struggling? I thought you wanted to be my new office chair?

Is this seat taken?

Look, I told you. Loser has to be tied to the office fart chair. Get used to it, it’s gonna be a long day.

Farting around this morning before work 💪 eat this!

Come here, I’ve got a new move to try out. That’s it breathe deep now, there’s no use fighting it