does anyone else love to put their hand on their boyfriends dick while you’re watching a movie together so u can watch him twitch in the corner of your eye just for like fun

when ur out of weed so the 10 paracetamol look pretty tasty

sometimes i just think ruh roh

yes i will spend my one free day walking around my small town amicably with you. that’s perfect actually

couples are funny it’s like do u want to do weird motions with me in bed and not tell anyone about it

i hope you washed that shirt

THEY SLEEPING ON YOU 🔥🔥❗️❗️🥶🥶 TUCK EM IN 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶

im so tired i can’t even clock it anymore

(scared) “ladies, ladies…”

idk why people like abs they look like lumps of skin

do you think mario likes being italian

(in my commentator voice) ladies and drug mules

people don’t say dream celebrity dinner anymore they say dream blunt rotation

dtf means down to frolick right

threw my social life away for phone and vape in bed at 1pm