(scared) “ladies, ladies…”

idk why people like abs they look like lumps of skin

do you think mario likes being italian

(in my commentator voice) ladies and drug mules

people don’t say dream celebrity dinner anymore they say dream blunt rotation

dtf means down to frolick right

threw my social life away for phone and vape in bed at 1pm

im the perfect mix of saturday night and the lore of adventure time

when the beat got a little instagram reels to it

every time i talk i feel like The Guy

got high at the theatre and there was a shooting scene and i got scared and rung the police

dates. it shouldn’t have two meanings

why is but a real word uts too short

there’s so many people dying recently that don’t usually die

it feels as if all the moisture and happiness has been drained from my body

uh oh think something derp inside of me gave up for good! 🤣