Sting saint suck face? Is that the best you can do? Wow, I knew you were pathetic Dawson but I expected better than that. Especially numskull. Wow. 

Me ha pathetic, how about you get a harpoon.  Maybe should call you something else, so who the fuck do you manage again?

Welcome back, Willow. I really hope everything is okay. Well for what happened today, it seems like a lot of people attended the Met Gala. Myself included. 

Thank you I think,   Eh I miss the gala because it looked like a drone fest where I could just sleep it off.

Are you though? Because to me, it sounds like an amazing manager wouldn’t have a head that felt like it was on fire. You should probably take more care of yourself. Alcohol should be drunk responsibly. You know, from one manager to another. 

What the fuck,  another manager getting a lesson from sting saint suck face? I ain’t taking you’re advice I do what I can anyways.  I drink responsibly you moronic numskull.

You’re not sure where you went? Shit sounds like a bad trip to me, whatever you took I hope you’re planning on gettin’ rid of it before we board the plane to South America otherwise TSA are going to have a field day.

Kid I ain’t ever sure why or where I went, but I ain’t that far or dumb as you think. 

I hope you’re enjoying your vacation, Willow. I’m just getting ready for the Gala tonight. Where are you spending your time away from everyone?

Why uh thank you and honestly i have no shit where I have ended up, but its a nice sunny view in a hotel, and shit looks like I’m seeing a guy on my bed, must of been a one night stand here.   

Is it too early to put a splash of whiskey in coffee? Asking for a friend.

Never ever late, I think you do a pinch of Whiskey and it perk you up,  that’s what I see it. 

I fully recognize that Cleveland is a very valid city and deserves respect but I literally cannot wait to be back in New York. Anyone know how to make Wednesday come faster?

So many people hate this shitty city, well that’s a change, but good to know that they hate it so much.  I ain’t sure but you can drink til the day it comes, or find a rocket if you want to.

So you would rather be a lonely winner than a happy ‘loser’? That’s sad.

Excuse me I ain’t a sad loser or a loser like anyone else 

Chin up, buttercup. Try to play nice and make a few friends. This job is going to be stressful but I think having friendly faces around will be helpful to you, Willow. Don’t stress to much. Just do great and be kind.

Buttercup, now honey that’s a new one I haven’t been called that in ages. I hope this job does good and I ain’t going to be stressed I’m going to be great and happy for you. I do what I can for my pumpkin pie of a star.

That is a little concerning. Maybe instead of relaxing you should talk to someone. It might help with the stress and putting your thoughts out in the open. 

And who would I talk to ? Who would help me relax dear?   And I ain’t stress I’m menstruating if you asked me. 

I suggest you stop, Willow– you’re making me look bad because I hired you to manage me, not to complain and bitch about everything. Cordella also employs you, so perhaps we should take a big deep breath and try to recollect our thoughts on the matter before this goes south. 

Also, my music is a form of all positivity– mainly towards women, which includes body positivity so sex shaming won’t be happening any time soon. Do I make myself clear?

Crap why did I drink so much, fine for you honey I respect you’re wishes as you are the one I want to do the best here, and not lose out on this incredible place that you deserves.    Yes ma’m you make yourself clear

Fuck : Max

Marry: Carter 

What in the word is going through your head? You should try doing some relaxing, it seems like it is very much needed.

Maybe people would include you in their plans if you were actually, I don’t know– nice?