the slayer

*whispers* a f/f thread where they’re two best friends, coworkers, whatever. who are both single and decide to spend valentine’s day together watching movies, eating snacks and drinking wine as gal pals but at some point of the night they’re singing to their favorite song because FUCK YEAH they sooo don’t need a man and slow dancing and there’s too much wine in their system and it’s all too unintentionally romantic that they start kissing and oh…..

just an FYI if you ever like one of my wishlist things or plot ideas and want to do them with me feel free to come into my askbox and tell me you want to do it with me. I’ll love you forever probs because I want to do these things that’s why i reblog them. So yeah… just putting that out there.

finished  a  book  not  too  long  ago  about  a  girl  moving  across  country  to  follow  her  shitty  best  friend  whom  she’s  been  in  love  with  since  they  were  kids  but  then  when  they  get  there  he  tells  her  that  his  band  got  a  gig  and  he's  actually  not  gonna  be  staying .  cue  him  finding  her  a  roommate  off  of  craigslist  who  turns  out  to  be  a  p*rn  star  but  also  the  sweetest  guy  she’s  ever  met  ????  and  he  shows  her  around  not  only  the  city  but  also  in  the  bedroom  .  give  me  her  searching  up  his  name  after  some  girl  giggled  at  the  store  she  saw  them  at  and  told  her  why  she  recognized  him  .  give  me  him  walking  in  on  her  watching  his  videos  after  searching  him  up  ,  her  cheeks  flustered  .  JUST  GIVE  ME  ALL  THE  THINGS  ! 

i just wanna sit in pretty lingerie with a glass of champagne on the terrace

i really need a “you used to be my babysitter and although you were the worst babysitter alive (letting me stay up late, eating cake for dinner, watching rated r movies with me and helping me hide the ceramics we broke) i was practically in love w/ you and told you that i was gonna be your bf/gf someday. you would always just laugh and say that i was too young. WELL i’m older now and we just got matched on tinder/my parents just invited you to my birthday party/etc !!!” plot so hmu