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âŒÂ : Childhood headcanon
â : Sex headcanon
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Gender Bender: Muse is the opposite gender for ___.
Baby: Muse is pregnant and due in ____. (Father specified by anon)
Sight: Muse is blind for ___
Hearing: Muse is deaf for ___
Ariel: Muse doesn't have a tongue for ___
Memory: Muse cannot remember anything for ___
Injury: Muse will be injured somehow (anon decides severity and injury) for ____
Fear: Muse will be terrified by something or someone (anon specifies who) for ___
Gemini: Muse will split into two different versions of themself for ___
Basket: Muse finds a baby in a basket and has to take care of it for ___
Compulsion: Muse has OCD for ___ (anon decides primary source of obsession [number, clenliness, etc])
Love: Muse will be in love with (Anon decides) for 2 days
Cloak: Muse will be Invisible if wearing a special Clothing (Anon decides) for 3 Hours
Cough: Muse will be ill for 14 Hours
Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 4 Days
Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.
Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 3 Hours
Host: Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours
Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours
Feels: Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides)
Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies)
Lurk: Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what)
Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours
Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day
Sick: Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)
Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)
Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 12 hours.
Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)
Extremist: Muse becomes an extremist for (Anon specifies and decides for how long)
Class: Muse will believe they are a high-class prostitute for (Anon decides)
Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)
Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours
Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours
Enemy: Muse takes the appearance of someone they hate for 16 hours
Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours
Dream: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours
Impression: Muse thinks they are a ______ (Anon pick an animal) for 15 hours
Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 16 hours
Kiss: Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour
Stalk: Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)
Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for 3 days
Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)
Infatuation: Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 4 days
Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)
Alarm: Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 18 hours
AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week
Craving: Muse will have an unusual craving for (Anon specifies) for 9 hours
Mother: Muse suspects everyone has insulted their mother for 4 hours
Thin Ice: Muse strays onto thin ice and falls through unless saved. (Mun chooses whether they live or die)
High Tide: Muse is trapped in a cave with water that will fill it in 4 hours.
Pins and Needles: Muse feel as if someone is sticking needles in them for 2 hours.
Crawling Bugs: Muse becomes paranoid of bugs crawling on his/her skin and keeps hallucinating that there are bugs crawling on them.
Angel: Muse is and angel for ___
Demon: Muse is a demon for ___
Possession: Muse is possessed by a demon for ___
Broken: Muse is mentally broken and upset with themselves to the point that they harm themselves for ___
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âUchihaâŠâ Now that she knew for certain who this was, she could only hope he kept his word. Kaede was not exactly familiar with the Uchiha clan, other than knowing they have the powerful Sharingan and the massacre. It wouldâve benefited her if she did know more, but alas her...
Kaede gave a slight nod and thought about what he said. She had to agree; it was uncommon to not report a missing-nin, much less an S-Rank criminal, but she had reasoning behind it. She also had some morals that were, in a sense, odd from the usual shinobi. It was not only the reasoning and her morals that made her not bother with causing trouble, but she knew something was odd. In a hypothetical situation with dealings of a S-Rank criminal, they would most likely try to "dispose of" anyone or anything in their way, so if this criminal was like the rest, she should've been dead by now, right?
"I didn't mean to cause you distress from taking up room; there's plenty of space around here." Her eyes scanned the area before looking back to the raven. "I suppose you are right, but I'm at quite the disadvantage. I'm much weaker than you, so you could take me out without breaking a sweat. Besides, I'm not one for causing trouble when the other person in question has yet to do anything to my being..."
She tilted her head slightly, raising her eyebrows. "I hate to rant and question you, but I'm wondering why you're letting me live. You're a wanted man; wouldn't it be easier to just kill me so that I wouldn't be able to cause potential harm?" She crossed her arms, waiting for the male to respond.Â
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It Sucks to Be Me: Muse feels the need to complain about their lives and fight with people who tell them they don't have it too bad for 6 hours.
If You Were Gay: Muse is attracted to the gender they are not typically attracted to for 24 hours.
Purpose: Your muse must ponder the reason they exist for a day.
Everyone's a Little Bit Racist: Muse needs to say something offensive to everyone they talk to for 12 hours.
The Internet Is for Porn: Muse is exhausted and has a hand cramp for a day.
Mix Tape: Your muse must make a mix tape for someone and give it to them. Songs and reasons included.
I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today: Your muse has no pants for a day.
Special: Your muse needs to tell someone why your muse is good in bed.
Fantasies Come True: Your muse thinks a dream of theirs has come true, only to be crushed by reality.
My Girlfriend, Who Lives in Canada: For 2 days your muse has to pretend to have a lover in another country/realm/whatever
There is Life Outside Your Apartment: Your muse kidnaps someone for a day of fun
The More You Ruv Someone: Your muse picks a fight with their beloved.
Schadenfreude: For a day, your muse is overly amused by unfortunate things happening to people.
I Wish I Could Go Back to College: Your muse goes to college for a week.
The Money Song: Your muse needs to raise money for a specific goal.
For Now: For 48 hours, your muse is positive about things changing in the future.
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M!AS: Some Drama to Slip Into: A SEQUEL!
A little brother to the original. Need some drama for no reason other than you need drama? Here are some M!As for you. As with last time, please specify how long the M!A lasts or allow the mun/roleplayer to decide how long this will last. Enjoy!
Vehicle: Your character has been in an vehicular accident.
Anemic: Your character is losing a lot of blood.
Water: Your character can feel liquid filling their lungs.
Hot: Red and splotchy, your character's skin has started to turn into third degree burns.
Vertigo: Your character feels as if the room is spinning and will now experience all the symptoms of vertigo.
Shocking: Your character has just been struck by lightning.
Drip: Your character is haunted by the sound of water and it's slowly driving them mad.
Sleep: Quietly and unexpectedly, your character slips into a coma. (Please allow for the roleplayer to decide!)
Guilt: A moment from the past has consumed your character and the guilt has overtaken them, paralyzing them.
Alone: Your character believes they are abandoned and left for dead. If someone is in the room with them, they are heard in an echo.
Stiff: Your character has no movement from the waist down. If they attempt to move, it is painful.
Swell: Your character is suffering from a severe allergic reaction.
Impale: Your character has just been stabbed.
Fly: Your character has fallen from a great height.
Mind: It started off as just a tiny ache. Your character is now suffering from a migraine.
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Sasori and Deidara made their way from a thick forest into a small clearing. The pair both seemed frustrated as they walked in a bitter silence. Pain-sama had been sending them on these missions, gathering information, acting inconspicuous. It especially drove DeidaraâŠ
Sasori glanced at the cheerful girl, then to Deidara. The bomber nodded almost unnoticeably and they approached the small table with a guise of amicable smiles. The two were no strangers to acting. âGood morning, miss. Is this some sort of sign-in thing?â Sasoriâs tone lightened and became gentle. Deidara easily peered at the clipboard over the smaller manâs shoulder.
Kaede nodded. âYeah, sorry about that but itâs kinda mandatory. Hope you donât mind, it just asks for your name, how long you intend to stay, and if youâve had any training in combat.â She looked over at both the blond and his partner, her eyes analyzing them with interest. âSo, what brings you here?â She pulled her bangs back a bit as she looked at the man in front. âWill you be needing a tavern to stay?âÂ
Sasori quickly scribbled out an alias, a duration of three or so days, and wrote that he hadnât been trained in combat, but that he was trained in medical ninjutsu. âIâm Akamushi Chikamatsu. This is Aoi Bakuhatsuâ he gestured to Deidara, who narrowed his eyes as if to say âway to go Danna, very originalâ They were easy names to remember though. Deidara signed his alias, copied the amount of time, and put down that he hadnât been trained in anything other than basic chakra control. The two had agreed that if they kept their chakras suppressed and didnât show off their real capabilities unless absolutely necessary, theyâd be more effective in keeping a low profile.
The woman nodded, looking at the papers after they had signed them out. She poked the old man, who opened his black eyes at his assistant. âHajime-sama, I think weâll be heading off for now. You can go back home, someone will take our places, probably Emi-sensei.â The old man nodded as he got up and walked off, two Konoha jounins replacing them as Kaede walked over to the two. âAllow me to show you to the taverns, Akamushi and Aoi-san.â She gave a curt nod and walked into the town, hoping the two would follow. They never did answer her question about their reasoning for being here. Maybe they werenât the conversing typeâŠ
Sasori and Deidara followed the girl, if a bit reluctantly. Both were anxious to get around the village, get the information they needed, and leave. Especially Sasori. âDannaâ Deidara hissed when the girl was out of earshot. âWhen are we going to ditch her?â The red head elbowed the younger in his ribs. âShut up, youâre going to get us caughtâ he growled back. The blond rubbed his side crossly. âJust give me a minute and Iâll get us away from herâ he whispered after a pause.
Kaede looked behind, noticing the two were whispering to one another, as to what she did not know. She could understand that being told to where to go was not exactly âpleasantâ, but she was told to keep an eye out for anyone that seemed like they may or may not be ninjas. People can lie about anything they wished to, and anything can be faked. She turned to look at them, eyes narrowed.Â
âLook, Iâm not exactly excited about escorting you, even if temporary, but itâs apart of my mission. If thatâs what youâre worrying; relax. Iâm only here to take to the inn and then leave you two to enjoy doing⊠Whatever.â She stopped at a building, the open doorway leading to a front desk. She pointed toward it, her glare still on the two. âSee? Now, Iâm sorry for that moment, but please, enjoy yourselves.â She walked off from the two, somewhat displeased with this encounter. Not very many people, from the couple of days she had been there, stayed for a while. As much as she liked seeing a bright side to people, not everyone was as nice as she wanted to see them as. Maybe itâs because they were tired, or maybe they were jerks. She went to check with her sensei, since it was still daylight and she had work to do.
âCongrats, brat, you pissed her off with your whispering and she leftâ Sasori said a little sharply. The red haired shinobi walked into the inn, Deidara scrambling to catch up. After they checked in, the two went right back out into the bustle of the market district. âHow do we even start, hmm?â Deidara whispered, his wide blue eyes scanning the colorful storefronts. âitâs not going to be a quick ordeal. We mostly walk around and listen for what we need to know. We can also make small talk with the villagers as well, but itâs hard to word what you say inn a way that isnât suspicious.â The puppet master responded, eyes flicking from person to person.
Kaede, while thinking about the ordeal, went to her senseiâs checkpoint. However, sensei was not there. Dammit, she thought, sheâs probably drinking at a bar somewhere. She sighed as she looked through the town, noticing the two from earlier. She was going to talk to sensei about these two later, but it was probably just nothing. Entering one of the few bars, she immediately noticed her teacher swooning with some of the villagers. Typical sensei, sometimes she was better drunk than sober, but other times it was like pulling golden teeth off a sleeping dragon. She walked up, tapping the drunken womanâs shoulder. She responded with turning her head and giving a small smile.
âKaede-channnn, could you do me a favor? Tell these gentlemen that my drunken fist is the best in comparison to any other kunoichi in any other village!â The men seemed at least semi-interested, but probably doubtful. Kaede sighed heavily.
âSensei, you should stop drinking. Is there anything else I can go and do for the town?â The female teacher smiled brighter to her student, shaking her head.Â
âYou are free to dilly-dally as much as youâd like! Hell, Iâd ask you to drink with me, but I canât Maybe when youâre older⊠Hey bartender! Bring me some gyoza and more sake!â Kaede took a seat and pulled out a small, blank flip-book. She also took out a pencil and started sketching a comical version of her sensei, drinking her moneyâs worth as the men would laugh and pat her back for encouragement. The plate of dumplings were placed in front of her while Emi-sensei took the sake. She could only wait until her teacher passed out.
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Sasori and Deidara continued to meander through the crowd, scanning their surroundings and hearing for anything interesting.
"Danna, this is stupid, hmm." The blond muttered, already bored of this tactic.
"Sorry that this isn't more amusing for you, brat. But I'm not exactly having the time of my life either." The red head snapped back.
Kaede's doodle was finished way before her teacher was done drinking her fill. After all this mess, Kaede placed both her drawing instrument and the small flip-book in her pocket and walked towards the entrance. She heard small talk from a few elderly looking fellows, which interested her enough to sit back down at a table a little distance away..
"Always gotta watch out for strangers," One of them said, "there's been this rumor about S-ranked criminals. Doesn't sound like a nice bunch..." The other old man looked at Kaede with a frown. He seemed slightly drunk, but serious enough.Â
"Where did you hear this rumor", the one who looked at Kaede replied. His eyes zoomed back at the other man, focusing back on the conversation.
"Some white-hair ninja, a sanin I think... He came by one day not too long ago and drunkenly told a few of the town's representatives about a bad group possibly coming. I thought the guy was a tad too drunk, but I saw some guys with the description of what the man said."
"Description?" Kaede's ear perked up at this, waiting for them to continue.
"Guys in black cloaks with red cloud patterns on them. He called them the "Akatsuki" or something, but they sound terrible to come across. Only a few, including our town's leader and myself, know about them. I say ignore them and act as if you don't even know." Kaede gulped as she stood back up after a moment, walking outside to the town.
She noticed the sky started getting darker, meaning that shops were proceeding to either open or close. She walked through the town, looking at each shop as she passed.Â
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Sasori and Deidara made their way from a thick forest into a small clearing. The pair both seemed frustrated as they walked in a bitter silence. Pain-sama had been sending them on these missions, gathering information, acting inconspicuous. It especially drove DeidaraâŠ
Sasori glanced at the cheerful girl, then to Deidara. The bomber nodded almost unnoticeably and they approached the small table with a guise of amicable smiles. The two were no strangers to acting. âGood morning, miss. Is this some sort of sign-in thing?â Sasoriâs tone lightened and became gentle. Deidara easily peered at the clipboard over the smaller manâs shoulder.
Kaede nodded. âYeah, sorry about that but itâs kinda mandatory. Hope you donât mind, it just asks for your name, how long you intend to stay, and if youâve had any training in combat.â She looked over at both the blond and his partner, her eyes analyzing them with interest. âSo, what brings you here?â She pulled her bangs back a bit as she looked at the man in front. âWill you be needing a tavern to stay?âÂ
Sasori quickly scribbled out an alias, a duration of three or so days, and wrote that he hadnât been trained in combat, but that he was trained in medical ninjutsu. âIâm Akamushi Chikamatsu. This is Aoi Bakuhatsuâ he gestured to Deidara, who narrowed his eyes as if to say âway to go Danna, very originalâ They were easy names to remember though. Deidara signed his alias, copied the amount of time, and put down that he hadnât been trained in anything other than basic chakra control. The two had agreed that if they kept their chakras suppressed and didnât show off their real capabilities unless absolutely necessary, theyâd be more effective in keeping a low profile.
The woman nodded, looking at the papers after they had signed them out. She poked the old man, who opened his black eyes at his assistant. âHajime-sama, I think weâll be heading off for now. You can go back home, someone will take our places, probably Emi-sensei.â The old man nodded as he got up and walked off, two Konoha jounins replacing them as Kaede walked over to the two. âAllow me to show you to the taverns, Akamushi and Aoi-san.â She gave a curt nod and walked into the town, hoping the two would follow. They never did answer her question about their reasoning for being here. Maybe they werenât the conversing typeâŠ
Sasori and Deidara followed the girl, if a bit reluctantly. Both were anxious to get around the village, get the information they needed, and leave. Especially Sasori. âDannaâ Deidara hissed when the girl was out of earshot. âWhen are we going to ditch her?â The red head elbowed the younger in his ribs. âShut up, youâre going to get us caughtâ he growled back. The blond rubbed his side crossly. âJust give me a minute and Iâll get us away from herâ he whispered after a pause.
Kaede looked behind, noticing the two were whispering to one another, as to what she did not know. She could understand that being told to where to go was not exactly âpleasantâ, but she was told to keep an eye out for anyone that seemed like they may or may not be ninjas. People can lie about anything they wished to, and anything can be faked. She turned to look at them, eyes narrowed.Â
âLook, Iâm not exactly excited about escorting you, even if temporary, but itâs apart of my mission. If thatâs what youâre worrying; relax. Iâm only here to take to the inn and then leave you two to enjoy doing⊠Whatever.â She stopped at a building, the open doorway leading to a front desk. She pointed toward it, her glare still on the two. âSee? Now, Iâm sorry for that moment, but please, enjoy yourselves.â She walked off from the two, somewhat displeased with this encounter. Not very many people, from the couple of days she had been there, stayed for a while. As much as she liked seeing a bright side to people, not everyone was as nice as she wanted to see them as. Maybe itâs because they were tired, or maybe they were jerks. She went to check with her sensei, since it was still daylight and she had work to do.
âCongrats, brat, you pissed her off with your whispering and she leftâ Sasori said a little sharply. The red haired shinobi walked into the inn, Deidara scrambling to catch up. After they checked in, the two went right back out into the bustle of the market district. âHow do we even start, hmm?â Deidara whispered, his wide blue eyes scanning the colorful storefronts. âitâs not going to be a quick ordeal. We mostly walk around and listen for what we need to know. We can also make small talk with the villagers as well, but itâs hard to word what you say inn a way that isnât suspicious.â The puppet master responded, eyes flicking from person to person.
Kaede, while thinking about the ordeal, went to her sensei's checkpoint. However, sensei was not there. Dammit, she thought, she's probably drinking at a bar somewhere. She sighed as she looked through the town, noticing the two from earlier. She was going to talk to sensei about these two later, but it was probably just nothing. Entering one of the few bars, she immediately noticed her teacher swooning with some of the villagers. Typical sensei, sometimes she was better drunk than sober, but other times it was like pulling golden teeth off a sleeping dragon. She walked up, tapping the drunken woman's shoulder. She responded with turning her head and giving a small smile.
"Kaede-channnn, could you do me a favor? Tell these gentlemen that my drunken fist is the best in comparison to any other kunoichi in any other village!" The men seemed at least semi-interested, but probably doubtful. Kaede sighed heavily.
"Sensei, you should stop drinking. Is there anything else I can go and do for the town?" The female teacher smiled brighter to her student, shaking her head.Â
"You are free to dilly-dally as much as you'd like! Hell, I'd ask you to drink with me, but I can't Maybe when you're older... Hey bartender! Bring me some gyoza and more sake!" Kaede took a seat and pulled out a small, blank flip-book. She also took out a pencil and started sketching a comical version of her sensei, drinking her money's worth as the men would laugh and pat her back for encouragement. The plate of dumplings were placed in front of her while Emi-sensei took the sake. She could only wait until her teacher passed out.
