head high up in the clouds

So, I googled it because I needed to know the answer myself - like how tf are they not going to answer that? And it is indeed, grass.

See, that’s fucked up. How the hell is corn a grass?

Good to know I’m not the only one. Now I’m curious - what’s the weirdest thing you’ve watched? I may need to fall down another rabbit hole like Alice. 

I don’t even know where to begin. One night I ended up watching this weird as fuck video about grass. I don’t remember much of it except for the part where the narrator was like “Is corn a grass?” and then never answered the question. That shit fucked me up.

And just like that the thought of boobs no longer make me happy. I will now and forever from this day forward be traumatised. babies ruin everything, not to mention, they’re expensive, and the whine ALOT, not to mention your babies took away quality bro time. who knew Leviticus being a dad would turn him into a boring old fart?? You carrying them or fucking months, and having them chew your nipples to pieces, only for them to turn out anything like Levi? god forbid they pick up the other assholes personality traits, you’re well and truly fucked. 

You’re telling me, I either gotta suck his mangled piece of man junk, or bare his children? hard pass. the gold ain’t that lux is it? 

Sorry about that, but there’s really no use in sugar-coating shit. You’re right about that though. They are expensive, and they do whine a lot. These two probably whine more purely because of Levi. But, it is what it is. At least they’re cute. Hey, it was bound to happen eventually, just don’t tell him that because we both know that he’ll kick up a fuss. Honestly, there’s probably worse people I could’ve had knock me up, so it’s not all bad. I’m used to him at this point. Hunter too. It’s an odd dynamic but it works. Fucked or not.

Stroking his ego would probably work too. But I’d say the dick sucking is likely the quickest and easiest way.

Nah, just him personally. He’s not half bad with the kids. I don’t see a lot of it though.

Hmm, interesting. I’ll have to keep an eye on that.

I am! Modeling and designing for years at this point. I am so happy to meet another designer! 

Modelling too? You must be good at what you do.

Well I will always think so. But I’ll try not to go too overboard with the compliments. I know I can get a bit crazy with it. 

It’s one of the things I’ve come to love about you, so don’t ever change.

I can’t help but speak the truth! You are great and you deserve all the reminders of it! 

I don’t agree, but I’m not going to argue.

Well I can design some amazing clothes I think I could do pretty well with interior design. 

Oh, you’re a designer? Me too.

You know you’re onto something there. I’ve been so spoiled that all my places have been designed for me but I wanted to do this apartment on my own. Might as well really think it all out to make it my own. 

Time to find your inner interior designer.

Oh my gosh hush! Of course you do! You deserve all the wonderful things. 

You’re too cute, I can’t handle it.

Nah. He’s a good dad. I’ve seen it. Hunter might be a bit dodgy sometimes.

Annoying as hell, but a good dad. I didn’t think Hunter was all that dodgy. You know something I don’t?

You procreated with Leviticus McCarthy?

Like I said, it wasn’t planned. Don’t hold it against me.

They at least a good dad?

Yeah, Levi’s alright. Hunter too. It could definitely be worse.

I guess. Another reason to not have kids.

That’s one way to look at it. I can’t say that this was planned, but it’s happened so it’s done.

I have a feeling I would go all out when I finally go plant shopping. I never have any control when shopping is involved though. Good point! It seems like now a days there are so many ideas floating around.

Pinterest is always good for ideas and inspo. If you get stuck, I’d look there. That way at least you have an idea of where you’re going with your crazy spending.

Last night, at 3am, I watched a movie about a serial killer tire. No, I promise I’m not high. I shit you not, a murderous car tire. Yes, I am questioning my life choices right now and I will be going outside and staying there until I really think about what my life has come to.

I have to admit, I’m intrigued. But, I get it. I’ve fallen down some fucking weird holes in the middle of the night when I’m watching shit. There’s some crazy shit out there. Some outside time will probably do you some good.

You know that you always can! I can even make sure you can get back to a comfy place to get some sleep after having so much fun. 

You’re such a honey, I don’t deserve you.