Yuuri: Oi, Wolfiii ~
Wolfram: Say my name like that again and Iâll pummel you. What is it?
Yuuri: Uwah, youâre so rude, wagamama-puu. Is that any way for the Maouh's guard to speak to him??
Wolfram: My job is to protect you, not sweet-talk you. Now what is it?
Yuuri: I was just wondering what you want for Christmas this year. I already know what to get Greta and Conrad, and Gwendel, but youâre a hard man to shop for.
Wolfram: You want to know what I want? What I really want?
Yuuri: Yes.
Wolfram: Fine. *slowly strips out of his cloak and moves closer to Yuuri* I want you to take me, wimp. Right here and right now, right on top of your desk. Put a baby in me, you sexy man ~
Yuuri: ...
Yuuri: *faints*
Wolfram: Ahhh, finally, I get what I truly wanted: peace and quiet.But you know it's a very cowardly move to faint like that, you wimp.