I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.
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I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.

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nobody:
half full water bottle left behind on the floor of a public bus: *rolls around*
OP is an optimist
life if comes fucks me
I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.
He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense
Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.
My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.
Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.
He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

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I'd fucking retire dude are you kidding me
I've got one of these. It's from the vtech V.smile educational games console. It's got a really nifty feature: it's ambidextrous!
you start beating them and mid match they beyblade their fucking controller to their dominant hand
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you don’t have to be “getting better” all the time.
some days are quiet victories. getting out of bed. drinking water. answering one message. choosing to stay.
healing isn’t linear, it’s messy and slow and sometimes it feels like you’re going backwards—but you’re not. you’re learning how to exist in a world that doesn’t always feel made for you.
you are allowed to rest. you are allowed to feel everything. you are allowed to take up space even when you’re struggling.
And even if your brain is loud right now, even if it’s telling you things that aren’t kind, you don’t have to believe it.
You’re still here. That counts for more than you think. 🤍

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amazing contribution by @misophoria
my faaaaaaaaaaaaaaavs. evangelion yuri slop whatever . original colors under cut
Aster but he's retro shoujo manga desu
i'm gonna start formatting my emails like this

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Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me
They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(
I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are
Not deterred by the closed door
Working as a group
Protecting their identities
Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction
Getting away at the end
These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere
The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post