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*pwing*
This is my new favorite vine I can’t stop laughing aaaaah send help
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No strings attached.
*pwing*
This is my new favorite vine I can’t stop laughing aaaaah send help

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my uncle and aunt were arguing over who had to drive home then we heard my aunt say “babe look” and she started chugging a bottle of wine
im the aunt
being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud
being in a public restroom
being in a public
people adding things 2 my posts
your posts
ur blog
IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE
you thinking that comment was necessary
thinking
wen u zoom in
I love this post
love
It just keeps getting better
overused captions
Tumblr’s new layout
the internet
this is the only long ass post i’m ever going to reblog
The Bee Movie and Tumblr
Tumblr is ruining me because at first I didn’t even see anything wrong with this

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How could you forgot that I am deaf?
I don’t have a strong bond with one of my sisters, and there is a reason for it. Before I came along, she was the pretty one. Apparently, my deafness added lot of doses of cuteness when I was a kid. She always find a way to dismiss or draw attention from me to her, which wasn’t a problem because I didn’t care.
I used to hate it when she comes over and use our kitchen when she has a perfect good kitchen at home. My mother and I end up being the one doing the dishes or “watch” the food while she “has to run errands”.
One day, she was baking a cake, and I was studying for my midterms. She walked in the room and said, “cake is in the oven, when you hear the beep, take it out.” I was actually speechless for a few minutes. I was about to point out her error when she interrupted me.
Sister: You don’t even have to do anything else, just listen for the beep then take it out.
Me: Si-
Sister: It is not too hard! Beep… Cake out…. got it?
Me: ok.
Needless to say, the beep came and went. Cake still in the oven. When she got home, the cake was burnt to the point where it is inedible. She was SOO FURIOUS with me that she had to pull our mother in the conversation. She proceed to tell her what I have done. My response?
Me: She told me to listen for the beep. Well, I didn’t hear the beep.
My mom was struggling not to laugh which pissed off my sister even more. She stormed off and guess who got stuck cleaning up the mess.
But it was worth it. She never came back to use the kitchen again.
Men: Don’t look like a trash can Women: “Look pretty enough to show you’re a woman” because the only thing that matters to be a woman is to be beautiful, also “covered enough to look like a lady” because showing your shoulder will make every man in the audience simaltaneously ejaculate and it will be a big mess. Also if someone stares at your tits and not your face, it’s your fault and you should be ashamed of yourself and your disgusting, lustful body.
Jesus Christ on a Double Standard Bicycle.
So if anybody wondered why the young ladies on tumblr who are still having to put up with this shit complain about it at the top of their lungs…yeah. Yeah, this would be why,
On our way to Canyon Lake! #miniroadtrip #twins (at Storm's Drive-In Restaurant Inc)
At no time during the making of this did I not question why it was being made.
Mean in the Real Wa (Waven Waniverse 2)
Waluigi: Weh… Wario… Wa do you always look down on me Aside from in a literal sense Number one is still Waluigi Even if he’s less immense… And can’t you see that you’re reckless in schemin’ and being rotten I’m telling you because I’m better and not ‘cause I feel… I could show you how to be mean in the real wa And I know that wa can be mean in the real wa And I want to conspire with you Then put a flaming stalk to where you walk and light a fire on you Wario: Waluigi! Hello? Waluigi: Oh! Sorry, Waluigi Time. Wario: Ready? Waluigi: Oh Yeah. Wario: Excelente! Mario: Wahoo! Luigi: Okey-Dokey… Waluigi: Let’s go already! Minigame voice: START! Wario: Wah! *punch* Mario: Whooooa! *falls* Waluigi: Weh! *punch* Luigi: Awaawawaaa! *Falls* Wario: Wa-Ha! Not-a Bad! Waluigi: Weh? Wario: But Im-a da best-a! Waluigi: Weh… Wario: I can show you how to be mean in the real wa And I know that wa can be mean in the real wa Wario+Waluigi - And I want to conspire with you Then put a flaming stalk to where you walk and light a fire on you I want to conspire with you Then put a flaming stalk to where you walk and light a fire on you *both light a fire* Wario: Waaaaa! *falls* Waluigi: Weeeeh! *falls* Miss! *mario party miss music*

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I HAVE COMPLETED THE JOEY CHALLENGE, I HAVE BEATEN TEAM ROCKET, COLLECTED 16 BADGES, BEATEN THE LEAGUE TWICE, AND HAVE DEFEATED RED, I HAVE COMPLETED THE ENTIRE GAME USING ONLY A TOP PERCENTAGE RATTATA, I HAVE NOT FAINTED ONCE, TOP % TOP % TOP %
THIS MAN DESERVES THE HIGHEST AWARD!
No one to share national siblings day with... No one to share national best friends day with....
I don’t care if he has a canon design for when he was alive or not, Grim is Jamaican and not a creepy white guy like they tried to make him in the actual show
HIS VOICE ACTOR WAS EVEN BLACK LIKE Y A L L
don’t forget his mom or grandma

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The last one