Wilde Walzer

is it really that much of a surprise santas reindeer are girls? they have the most lesbian names ive ever heard

“donner” “blitzen” “cupid” “comet” these are lesbians

Santa driving the sleigh: LETS GO LESBIANS

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[ID: a shot of the sky. most of the picture is just a deep purplish blue, except for two planets that appear very close together. On the right is saturn, visibly yellow, with rings tilted at an angle. on the left is jupiter, too bright to show surface features. jupiter’s 4 largest moons are also visible, aligned, and extending outward from the center of jupiter at the same angle as saturn’s rings. end ID]

imagine becoming a director and building enough prestige to your name that you can make a film with an all female cast (and one guy who dies, like, in the first scene), specifically with the three most iconic actresses of their generation, just so you can turn one of the most stunning, charismatic women in the world into a nerdy, neurotic dried-up old prune and the other two - who have set hearts and loins ablaze for countless generations of men - just say to each other ‘fuck it, it’s you I always wanted’ and then have them gently roll around on a warm, scantily illuminated carpet floor in rich design dresses as they tenderly make out….. imagine having that kind of drive. truly the achievement of a lifetime. Chapeau, Mr. Ozon.

I love how the search function on this site is absolute garbage. I can look up a post word for word and I will NEVER find it

This usually works but for some reason a lot of posts get indexed on google from a person’s URL based on the posts that were recently reblogged on page 1, meaning that this is only a tiny bit more reliable.

you’re a genius holy shit

Just used this to find a post I’ve been desperately searching for, thank you so much

I love that this website is such a dumpster fire that we, the users, have to come up with hacks to find our own content.

Google search works much better at finding posts on my tumblr than tumblr itself.