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My one mom texted me “ slay queen “ and my other mom a unicorn. I don’t understand moms.
And you have two of them. Does that make you twice as likely to understand them, or just twice as confused?

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lor-lopezpierce:
My one mom texted me “ slay queen “ and my other mom a unicorn. I don’t understand moms.
And you have two of them. Does that make you twice as likely to understand them, or just twice as confused?

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dailysaskia:
That’s… ominous.
End of the world, maybe? I’d trust Kitty Wilde to know about it before me, honestly.
My mom texted me “🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄” with zero context earlier, and then just said “you’ll see” when I asked her about it. Kitty Wilde, cryptid of the year.
sms📲 ( jacskia. )
SASKIA: You're a smart man. Good idea.
SASKIA: Not your fault, but thank you 😊
JACK: Someone has to think of the practicalities.
JACK: If he doesn't see what a gem you are, that's his loss.

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sms📲 ( jacskia. )
SASKIA: Yeah. It was.
SASKIA: Uh hurt. Betrayed. Like I want to run him over with an 18-wheeler.
SASKIA: Thank you, Jack. That's very sweet of you.
JACK: You might struggle to get one of those down some of these narrow New York streets. Better to lure him out to the countryside.
JACK: Anytime. I'm sorry you're feeling so down.
sms📲 ( jacskia. )
SASKIA: No, apparently I'm the crazy one ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
SASKIA: Uh we had a pregnancy scare. Had very differing ideas on how to proceed. Decided I wasn't worth it even without the baby, I guess.
SASKIA: Thank you.
SASKIA: I'm visiting my parents in Cali but I'll be home in a few days, we can go after?
JACK: Wow. That's intense.
JACK: How are you feeling?
JACK: Of course. My treat.
sms📲 ( jacskia. )
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SASKIA: Oh um, well that sounds really nice
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SASKIA: Can we strike Cameron from the list if that's... possible?
SASKIA: He broke up with me
SASKIA: But I guess on the bright side that means we can have Miles there without anyone flipping a table
JACK: He broke up with you? Is he crazy?
JACK: What happened?
JACK: He's struck from the list.
Everyone out here talking about Halloween and Christmas when yesterday was National Pierogi Day and not one person sent me a card in the mail. What do I keep you lot around for if not that? Disgraceful.
SMS 📲 ( JAVA. )
AVA: ur literally being so mean to me when im like the nicest person in the world
AVA: i cannot even believe this
JACK: Had to double check it was actually you sending that text.
JACK: Surprised you haven't passed out from laughing so hard.

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SMS 📲 ( JAVA. )
AVA: oh thank god
AVA: shut up, i do not have a complex
JACK: Okies Napoleon.
JACK: I'll call you Napo for short.
JACK: Uh oh. I said short.
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BENJI: I can handle your mom and so can my dad, but apparently cam's mom scares my dad? Idk, I could be wrong.
BENJI:....holy fudge that's a lot.
JACK: Really, Mike Chang thinks Rachel St. James is scarier than Kitty Wilde? I can see it, but it's a tight competition.
JACK: Oh. $100?
SMS 📲 ( JAVA. )
AVA: is this your weird way of trying to get in my pants?
AVA: bc pass
AVA: I AM NOT SHORT OMG
JACK: Oh, no. We'd use IVF and a surrogate for sure.
JACK: I meant our mothers.
JACK: But I see someone has a complex.
SMS 📲 ( JAVA. )
AVA: ???
AVA: basically the better version of the royal family if you ask me
JACK: I feel an obligation to provide the world with what it needs.
JACK: Equally short, equally deadly.
SMS 📲 ( JAVA. )
AVA: both tbh
AVA: they'll basically be superhumans
AVA: our power
JACK: Don't tempt me.
JACK: The only thing more formidable would be the combination of their grandmothers.

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sms📲 ( rack. )
Reese: I could brag about how great it is but I'm not a douche.
Reese: That's some psychopathic shit, dude.
JACK: Very kind.
JACK: But then very rude.
SMS 📲 ( JAVA. )
AVA: it's like we'd be breeding the world's future evil leaders
AVA: how adorable
JACK: I can't tell if it's good or bad for the world for us to create such creatures.