long way down ;

My one mom texted me “ slay queen “ and my other mom a unicorn. I don’t understand moms. 

And you have two of them. Does that make you twice as likely to understand them, or just twice as confused?

That’s… ominous.

End of the world, maybe? I’d trust Kitty Wilde to know about it before me, honestly.

SASKIA: You're a smart man. Good idea.

SASKIA: Not your fault, but thank you 😊

JACK: Someone has to think of the practicalities.

SASKIA: Yeah. It was.

SASKIA: Uh hurt. Betrayed. Like I want to run him over with an 18-wheeler.

SASKIA: Thank you, Jack. That's very sweet of you.

JACK: You might struggle to get one of those down some of these narrow New York streets. Better to lure him out to the countryside.

SASKIA: No, apparently I'm the crazy one ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

SASKIA: Uh we had a pregnancy scare. Had very differing ideas on how to proceed. Decided I wasn't worth it even without the baby, I guess.

SASKIA: Thank you.

SASKIA: I'm visiting my parents in Cali but I'll be home in a few days, we can go after?

JACK: Wow. That's intense.

JACK: How are you feeling?

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SASKIA: Oh um, well that sounds really nice

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SASKIA: Can we strike Cameron from the list if that's... possible?

SASKIA: He broke up with me

SASKIA: But I guess on the bright side that means we can have Miles there without anyone flipping a table

JACK: He broke up with you? Is he crazy?

JACK: What happened?

AVA: ur literally being so mean to me when im like the nicest person in the world

AVA: i cannot even believe this

JACK: Had to double check it was actually you sending that text.

AVA: oh thank god

AVA: shut up, i do not have a complex

JACK: Okies Napoleon.

JACK: I'll call you Napo for short.

BENJI: I can handle your mom and so can my dad, but apparently cam's mom scares my dad? Idk, I could be wrong.

BENJI:....holy fudge that's a lot.

JACK: Really, Mike Chang thinks Rachel St. James is scarier than Kitty Wilde? I can see it, but it's a tight competition.

AVA: is this your weird way of trying to get in my pants?

AVA: bc pass

AVA: I AM NOT SHORT OMG

JACK: Oh, no. We'd use IVF and a surrogate for sure.

JACK: I meant our mothers.

AVA: ???

AVA: basically the better version of the royal family if you ask me

JACK: I feel an obligation to provide the world with what it needs.

AVA: both tbh

AVA: they'll basically be superhumans

AVA: our power

JACK: Don't tempt me.

Reese: I could brag about how great it is but I'm not a douche.

Reese: That's some psychopathic shit, dude.

JACK: Very kind.

AVA: it's like we'd be breeding the world's future evil leaders

AVA: how adorable