ava maria st. james

Sorry, too busy having an actual professional career and earning money, I guess.

I’m still cute as heck, Ava. I have mirrors.

Oh shush, I went on two world tours and I got into Columbia. Let me live, bro.

LEVI: Did mom text you about a family Halloween costume?

LEVI: I love her to death, but I think I'm a bit too old to go as Jack-Jack from The Incredibles

LEVI: Although I'd KILL to see Cameron in the Violet getup

AVA: You'd be adorable in a jack-jack costume

AVA: If I don't get to dress up as Edna I'm not showing up

ALEX: HEY. Can you help me with a fitting? You're tall!

AVA: Finally someone appreciates my height

I’ve seen your report cards. I know that’s not true. The faking I agree with, though.

Clothes don’t have gender, Ava, don’t be such a bigot. I looked cute as heck, just admit to the truth for once.

Remind me, which one of us made it into an Ivy League, brother?

How did you get to whatever age you are with our parents, and you still haven’t seen the Wizard of Oz? Who are you?

You looked like a man made out of metal. Nothin’ angelic about that, unless you have an aluminium fetish. And definitely not as cute as me in a lion outfit.

I’m a genius, that’s how. I’m also incredibly good at faking, so there’s that too.

You’re just mad you had to be the Tin Man one year when we all know the Tin Man is the worst Wizard of Oz character. They dressed me and Levi up in cute animal outfits and you were a metal box. The rejection must sting.

Yeah, I think that was supposed to be a diss but I never actually watched the movie, took a fat nap every time mom put it on. Let’s not pretend being Tin Man didn’t work out wonderfully for me, I stole half of your candy and got to pull your tail the entire night, all while looking like my adorable, angel self.

I had to do a couple’s costume with mom five years running, I have scars, Ava.

Well you did always say you wanted to be her favorite, Cam, that’s just the price you had to pay.

SASKIA: it just sucks like i wouldnt have locked him into anything im not a total monster like yeah it wouldve been nice if our kid wasnt a bastard and we got married and stuff but like he could've dipped and i wouldnt have put his name on the birth certificate if he didnt want it to be and i wouldnt have asked him for child support bc lord knows i wouldnt need help like i wasnt trying to trap him this wasnt some insane poking holes into the condom situation

SASKIA: i just wanted to keep my baby if it existed, you know? i wouldnt be able to live with myself if i just killed it off even if it were unexpected

SASKIA: i don't think i'm wrong for that

SASKIA: and then when it wasnt even a baby he still broke up with me??? just bc i wanted to keep my body's autonomy like it fucking sucks it sucks so hard

SASKIA: i really liked your stupid brother

SASKIA: can we hang out later??

SASKIA: i think im gonna go home for a few days but i wanna see you before i go

AVA: he should not have been telling you to get an abortion to begin with, that's your decision to make

AVA: forget abt him, he's not worth being sad over babes

CAM: the consequences of having to raise a child for the rest of my life that i don't want?? are u seriously acting like that's not a serious and life altering consequence?

CAM: she was perfectly calm when she was talking about our baby announcement, trust me

CAM: we've been dating for one month and people break up for way more superficial reasons in that timeframe. i have an actual genuine reason to do it, was i supposed to just pretend like i wanted to stay together? i don't want a future with her because of how she acted. that isn't gunna change, and i'm not going to string her along and lie to her about wanting to be with her because that would be cruel

CAM: you came here to attack me, not to listen to me. you're meant to be my sister. maybe listen to what i have to say before coming at me to "call me out" based on the information of someone you just said was low key crazy

AVA: she literally told you that she would raise it on her own [UNSENT]

SASKIA: he got mad bc i said it was ultimately *my* decision bc it was *my* body and that when it came to *this* decision he didn't have equal say to me

SASKIA: but i also said if he didnt wanna raise it i'd be ok doing it alone like i didnt wanna force him into anything but i just didnt want to get rid of it if it existed either

SASKIA: i love you aves :(

SASKIA: ur the best st james

AVA: like... he's just not getting that pregnancies are different for girls and guys

AVA: im sorry sask, i wish shit were different

CAM: because if i HAD to have a child then i'd do anything for it. but if i have a choice, which we DO, because it's 2019 and we get to choose, then there's nothing wrong with choosing not to

CAM: you're acting like i dragged her into an abortion clinic. i just asked that we talk about it and was told no while she was coming up with wedding plans

CAM: i understand it perfectly well. don't talk down to me, ava. i know what the consequences are but her having a child would have a consequence on my life, which as my girlfriend who's supposed to care about me, she could have considered for even one singular second??

CAM: i didn't break up with her because she didn't want an abortion. i would never do that. i broke up with her because i was supposed to be her boyfriend and yet she didn't consider me important enough to be involved in a decision that would affect my entire life. that's not the kind of person i want to be with. i want a partner who thinks about my feelings as much as i think about theirs.

CAM: i'm disappointed in you, tbh

CAM: you're my sister. i'd defend you against anything, even if you were wrong

CAM: and i'm not even wrong tbh

AVA: believe me im all for pro-choice

AVA: you're making this sound like the biggest burden ever like boo fucking who. what would the consequences even be??

AVA: did you even talk to her after everything calmed down?? because it sounds like you're basing your entire decision on one stressful situation, just because saskia didn't react exactly how you wanted her to

AVA: like you're blaming her for being crazy, when 1. we already knew she lowkey was and 2. of course she's going to overreact, her brains basically in 'oh shit' mode

CAM: i'm making it about me because she didn't give a shit about me?? it was all about her, sorry for having an opinion on my own future and my own potential child

CAM: yeah it also would have been MY kid anyway??? like it wouldn't impact me at all for the rest of my goddamn life just because i don't carry it?? it may come out of her vagina but it comes into our lives equally literally until the day i die, and i don't get to have a say about that?

CAM: i cared a lot about what she thought but when she justified deciding to have a baby because her parents want her to without even ASKING me what i thought, i began to care a bit less tbh

CAM: but honestly literally none of that matters, because what the fuck, ava?

CAM: you're my sister. and you've taken her side without even asking me what happened first.

AVA: i mean you wanted an abortion so i don't see how you care so much about this kid when you didn't even want it

AVA: ok maybe you don't understand because you're a man, and men are fucking dumbasses, but do you know what its like to get an abortion? especially if you don't want one? it can fuck with your body, not to mention you are literally killing something inside of you. its one of the hardest fucking decisions a women has to make and yeah she's right, your opinion doesn't fucking matter because you won't be the one doing the damage.

AVA: and you're my brother cam which is why im so fucking disappointed.

CAM: how is it fucked to suggest an abortion to my girlfriend when neither of us want a baby???

CAM: i didn't want a baby with her at the age of twenty-three, when we're not married, living together, and have been dating for ONE MONTH.

CAM: was i supposed to keep dating her and pretend like i wanted to be with her for a week or something??

CAM: she treated me with zero respect. i didn't get an opinion in a life changing event. that's not the kind of partner i want. i want someone who gives a fuck about my feelings -- sorry that's so unreasonable??

AVA: you're literally making this entire situation about you wow

AVA: because its HER body, the baby would've been in her vagina NOT yours. kind of entitles her to make important decisions

CAM: yeah. 'cause she was there telling me i didn't get an opinion and yet one of her reasons for having the kid was that her parents wanted a grandkid??

CAM: talking about time magazine baby announcements and weddings and then telling me i don't get a say in whether i have a kid or not

CAM: i'm pro-choice but i'm also pro-maybe-let-your-boyfriend-have-an-opinion-before-you-change-his-entire-life

AVA: okay maybe she jumped to conclusions but can you blame her?

AVA: she thought she was pregnant, her hormones were at level 3 fucking thousand. i'd be the same way

AVA: telling your girlfriend you want an abortion is fucked cameron, you don't just say that shit

AVA: she will 100% think that you don't want to have a baby with her, and make her feel like shit

CAM: oh. yeah.

CAM: how much do u know?

CAM: que