Euphoria

And you have two of them. Does that make you twice as likely to understand them, or just twice as confused?

I guess twice as confused. It’s difficult- at least I don’t get the awkward dad jokes though. 

Yup. That’s the most important thing. It gets the attention.

Let’s brainstorm, monsters, queens- monster queens. living on a prayer, o no that’s a thing already. CANDY- or fuck. i think we need to be drunk for this. should we meet up and drink some martini and come up with a cool name? 

Oh my god, I did not realize that was your name for her. That is just priceless! I mean did you guys at least have a good time until then? That has to be one bright side. And please do, my life isn’t as exciting as this. 

We did have a good time until then yes. Well so penguin chick- we matched on tinder and I wanted to impress her with penguin facts and then we met and it was all fun until she brought me to her room. My god Ivy. It was filled with PENGUINS. EVERYWHERE. EVEN PENGUIN CURTAINS. Everything was penguin. I freaked out. 

Deal. We’re gonna make it so big.

now we just need a name right?

You sure do. I feel so incredibly lucky to have such an amazing sister. Oh my goodness now I am curious. Please inform me. 

Okay so fancy-flute-fanny was this chick me and Reese ran into a lot when we were in highschool. I kinda liked her but never told er because she had her weird fucking flute. Now last week Reese saw her again and gave her my number and then we talked and had sex and then I called er fancy-flute-fanny by accident and well then she got mad. Wanna know the story of the penguin chick as well? 

It really is. I will dream about what could have been. I’d love to be in a band. Can I play the triangle?

if I can sing and play the guitar. WHY NOT!

Well I am just doing so much better now that I am talking to my lovely sister. But I am good! Busy with work but I really can’t complain. 

Yes I do have that effect on people don’t I? Yeah you’ve been so busy that I forgot to tell you about fancy-flute-fanny and penguin- jen. 

Lorena, I love your mind. If you were not strictly into women I would wife you so hard. You get me.

I know i’d make a beautiful and perfect wife but life is sad for you right now. But yes I do get you. Wanna start a band or something? I’m kidding. 

CAM: well

CAM: i kno that penguins mate for life

CAM: bcuz my mom constantly buys my dad penguin-themed things he secretly passes on to levi

CAM: but that is the extent to my penguin knowledge sorry

CAM: u could rent a copy of march of the penguins to watch with her??

You always throw amazing parties. Maybe you could choose a feminist to dress up as and put a fun twist on it. You will rock whatever you choose to wear. 

RIGHT! how are you by the way? i haven’t seen you in a while. 

CAM: why do you know a penguin expert?

CAM: and why are you going to that penguin expert for penguin information??

Hell yeah sister! Pan pride on my end. Us queers are going to save the damn world.

YES! i’m not sure how but... YES.