— ( cry wolf. )

So if anyone has any money to spare and wants their pictures taken, hit me up. I will take pics of anything, as long as I’m paid. Okay, not anything cause I won’t take pics of people fucking but anything not disgusting, I’ll happily do.

Why not try to get on the school’s website like every other ridiculous freelance photographer out there? I’m sure they pay a lot more than struggling college students.

Jamie: halloween is so close yet so far 😫

Jamie: i haven't even gone out to buy my costume yet

Jamie: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WANNA BE

Jamie: i'm in a conundrum. pls send help

Hey ladies and gents, 

here’s one last call out post looking for volunteers for the Gamma Psi haunted house. Have an ear for eerie music? What about an eye for spooktacular costumes and makeup? Or do you just get a big hard on for scaring the daylights out of someone?

If any of thise applies to you please reach out!! We want to earn some money and make this the best haunted house MU has ever seen!!

Oh god, please never use the term “hard on” in reference to a haunted house. That’s some kinky shit that even I refuse to partake in. 

I think that one of the most challenging things when it comes to being a performe is enhancing something we’re already so good at. It’s tricky because a lot of the time the critisisms handed out are something like “You’re not feeling, you’re not getting vulnerable, you’re merely performing.” And I wanted to applaud everyone this week for really meeting that challenge and running with it. 

It isn’t easy to get raw and emotional and we should all be giving ourselves pats on the back for doing just that this week! Remember this assignment when you’re performing and feel there’s something missing from it. 

Has anyone ever told you how exhausting you can be? But...thanks. I guess.

WEEK 8: SONGS ABOUT SEX

WEEK 7: ACCEPTANCE

Maisie: Yeah, yeah. I'll talk to the social chair and see what she's come up with.

sky: if you're easily screwed over, you're easily screwed over. no matter that attitude.

sky: but if i go into things thinking they'll probably be okay, i get to spend a decent chunk of time feeling good. if you go in waiting for the bad things to happen, you never get to feel good about anything.

Maisie: My only job was to get people to help, not plan the whole thing. I'm not social chair, you know that.

Maisie: I’m very enthusiastic!

Maisie: We’ll figure it out when the time comes.

kitty: that was sarcasm.

kitty: you haven't even figured it out?

Maisie: Fine! You can just decorate!

kitty: don't sound too enthusiastic there.

sky: i have plenty of reasons to think the world's going to screw me over, but i'd rather approach everything with optimism.

sky: even if it all goes wrong, i had time to be happy.

kitty: optimism is ridiculous.

Maisie: Yay Kitty!!! You sure you don’t want to dress up all scary and scare people?

kitty: I do that enough with intimidation factors, please.

Ryder: What the hell! Do you want me to beat him up? Cause I will.

kitty: no.

kitty: honestly it's not worth it.

sky: why assume everyone's going to do that?

sky: by choice, or as a response to your personality?

kitty: choice.