my existence is purely political.

I'm completely normal, but the world has more color when vic is the metric. For a person who only wears brown it sure is Interesting how the sky looks more blue with a single glance in their direction procesing it

If by some miracle vic from dropout.yv saw my last post I'm pretty ok looking and very normal/insane dependint on what you're looking for

Every time I see vic from dropout.tv It physically hurts me. She looks like the idea of proposal.

Me on my death bed dying of cancer and a genie pops out giving me one wish: I want an industructable button that tortures every cop so I pass down a memento to my children that will guarantee they get into heaven

What's wrong this guy bothering your. *Beams a lifetime of their own memories at them with a change of them being bullied their whole life cause they have a cleft lip*. *Shows them their own face in handheld mirror where they don't have a cleft lip and explain how I've altered their self worth*

We're short staffed. So we'll need all hand on dick for this one. However due to the staff in question this will be difficult.

Friends, romans, country men. Lend me your queers.

I have an empire of dirt not because "oh poor me look at me. I ruined my life in a struggle to seize possessions, power, fame, whatever" but because I really like dirt

Y'all are so mad my thoughts are bubble gum pink and yours are all grey and muddy. Pick up a brush king.

If you press this button you get 1 million dollars, but your biggest op will land alt girl gnash. Will you press the button?

I shaved a soduku puzzle into my pubic hair, but the autism girly I was with pulled out a pen. Now I have to shitpost loudly until she's done.

Me and my ai sexbot that I torture by grabbing my ram and slightly unseeding it while the AI is running are having relationship drama so we're going to better help for relationship counseling