i like bragging about my accomplishments, but I can't do it here, because I don't want people to attach here to my like actual professional self, because that would be catastrophic as a trans woman, but not sincerely talking about my accomplishments is going to make me choke... UUUGH SO LAME

Vaguepostify it maybe?

folk girl order in perfect punk at the concert, SHOCKS attendants

the only real difference between princesses and normal girls is that princesses lay princess eggs

What about the royal jelly they’re fed?

are any of you grooming me rn, you have to tell me if you are.

currently in the long process of grooming you to be the best version of yourself :)

okay so like what is prog actually meant to do?? hm???

anger, sadness, tits i guess

it’s normal to want to be everybody you find cool, it’s normal to want to step your feet into a pool of strangers and dissolve away with a fizz. O.K. But it’s gonna be so gradual that you will hardly notice yourself change, you might be able to look back at how you were in writing or in art and compare, but you won’t feel the change in real time. It’s gonna feel weird. Every shadow of your former self will feel like a funhouse mirror, and everybody who knew you before will find you to be only a familiar stranger.

It's going to be some foolish argument like "if the king did everything right then there would have been stability" I bet.

back ow

Want me to pop your back hun?

do people like it when i talk politics? is it sexy? i've been told it's annoying but I kind of want it to be the opposite.

mom who’s deeply jacobin and keeps insisting she won’t give you a bedtime because the revolution abolishes all forms of tyranny and oppression. She keeps trying to get you to vote. She wants you to participate in the household jacobin club but all the members but her and you are your stuffed animals. She makes them wear cockades and tapes pikes and muskets to their paws.