AGATHA ALL ALONG SENTENCE STARTERS
β You don't seem like yourself. β
β If you wanna be in control, you can be. β
β Is this really how you see yourself? β
β Do you remember why you hate me? β
β The things that you're roasting me for are the things that make me dangerous. β
β How long have I been here? β
β Call me "nosy," I'll cut out your tongue. β
β Can you put on some clothes? 'Cause you... 'Cause you're naked. β
β Do you remember pain? It kind of tickles, doesn't it? β
β Maybe I can't kill you, but I can make you wish you were dead. β
β I am not the only one that wants to see you dead. β
β Ugh! It really warms the heart. β
β You don't have a heart. β
β Be sure to tell the vengeance-seekers I said hi. β
β That's why I saved you from the spell you were under. β
β Wherever you are, a coven there shall be. β
β I feel really optimistic about this. β
β So you're a bit of a kook. Every witch has their process. β
β Witches like you are the reason people think we poison apples, and steal children, and eat babies. β
β Don't you miss the glory days? β
β The path you're currently on leads nowhere. β
β Hey! Where do you keep your jade eggs? I'm fresh out of marbles, and my pelvic floor is all over the place. β
β I haven't seen you since I made a really pointed effort to never run into you again.β
β Historically, we as a group don't do well in courtrooms. β
β People like you are dangerous. β
β Are there any real witches in the house? β
β What a team of rejects. β
β This is just a really, really, really horrible party. β
β It's giving "middle-aged second chance at love" vibes and I'm here for it. β
β Okay, so a witch is really just another name for a bad girl, is that right? β
β I'm not saying that I wanna join the club or anything, but I would drink the blood of a virgin if it would smooth out some of these wrinkles. β
β So the hallucinations seem chill. β
β I can't protect you! β
β I do not wanna die here. This is not where I die. β
β They can take your power, but they can't take your knowledge. β
β I didn't think you had it in you. β
β We were supposed to look out for each other, but we didn't. That was our fatal mistake. β
β I wish we could go home. β
β People can't be replaced. β
β Are we in trouble? Like, more than we were ten minutes ago? β
β Honestly, I don't know how to feel. Do I hate her? Or do I want her phone number? β
β I'm feeling impatient. I'm feeling like I wanna cause some damage. β
β Once vengeance is loosed, you can't reel it back in. β
β The only way to end a curse is to face it. β
β Sad is better than angry. β
β You don't have to know a person's name to know who they are. β
β Are you really defending a noted serial killer, you creepy lurker? β
β The moral of the story, kids, is always finish what you started. Also, mercy is overrated. β
β Who better to commune with the dead than someone who's put so many in the grave? β
β I mean, or we could just slit her throat. β
β But we were getting along, weren't we? We were clicking. There was unity. β
β She's possessed! For real this time! β
β Why do you hate me still?β
β You were born evil. β
β Please take me with you. β
β She was protecting you. But you don't deserve it. β
β I couldn't... I couldn't control it. β
β Death comes for us all. β
β You're so much like your mother. β
β We love you more than we could ever hope to communicate in human words. β
β You don't need to be a psychic to see that you're a good egg. β
β Enjoy the now, baby. It's the only thing that's certain. β
β Nothing in my life has felt normal until I met you. β
β I want you to know the real me. β
β You're so adorably trusting. β
β Word to the wise, don't go sniffing around there. β
β You seriously don't know what kind of crazy that lady eats for breakfast. β
β I panicked, so I ran. β
β Could we, like, maybe not, with the physical violence? β
β Power doesn't interest me. β
β Yeah. Well, what you did was ehhh β¦ but life goes on. Yours, anyway. β
β I mean, I've killed...uh...my share. But you don't see it holding me back. β
β Don't you dare feel guilty about your talent. You survived. β
β So you broke the rules. Big deal. That's what kept you alive. That's what makes you special. β
β I don't need you anymore. I don't know if I ever did. β
β If you really wanna finish this together, just know that I do not trust you. At all. β
β You'll get a nosebleed trying that hard to read my mind. β
β Hey, you want straight answers, ask a straight lady. β
β Tell me what more I should see, when I look at you. β
β You know, we really hated each other from the beginning. But now...I love you, guys. β
β I'm a forgotten woman. β
β Death comes for us all. It is what we all have in common. β
β I can see all the pieces falling into place. The gaps are filling in. β
β I'm telling you now because soon I'm not going to remember any of this. β
β I hope you'll join me. β
β I needed you. My coven. β
β What can I say? I like the bad boys. β
β I loved being a witch. β
β That's it? That's all the... That's all the time I get? β
β This can't be the end. It has to be the beginning. β
β I watch you. Just as closely as you watch everyone else. β
β No one in history has had special treatment like you. β
β You gave me nothing. You took. β
β Why do you let them believe those things about you, hmm? β
β What fresh horrors await us! β
β You seem relaxed. Usually at this point you're either complaining loudly or freaking out loudly. β
β It's nice. That feeling when your body knows it's safe. β
β Sometimes...boys die. β
β Congratulations, my love! I'm sorry I didn't have a ribbon for you to run through. β
β Why don't you want me? β
β Power looks good on you. β
β You do this and I will hate you forever. β
β Please let him live. Please, my love! β
β If you want to survive, get used to this feeling. β
β I cannot protect you from what's coming. β
β And now, I'm a ghost. Can you dig it? β
β By the way, I did not sacrifice myself for you. I took a calculated risk. β
β You're making fun of me. This is just one of your tricks. β
β You have something of mine. I know you took it. β
β Why are you still here? Why won't you just die? β
β I'm sure he would forgive you for... whatever you did. β
β We could make a good team. You and me. β
