Roulette of Roundness

You say you can hold your liquor? Nope. No you can't.

Woman so suffused with booze she makes you tipsy if you're too close when she starts sweating.

And biceps.

Sending Fio on a wild goose chase through Tokyo by sending her texts from 'The Feeding Faction'

It's just an oni burping.

rindou (p41neko)

all of these rare animals and then the singular remaining ground squirrel and aurochs

bijouoffline 

Makes them 10 times their weight. See, now they can just crush everything~

bibi booom 

literally all squenix could do to make it actively better is tighten up animations a bit. the job system, cid and vincent, and any new abilities are going to feel like extra frosting on an already good cake

Let her bully her teammates back by using godlike dominion over her own psyche.

It's a foolproof way to prove that she is in fact the brains of the operation and that she could totally have stopped everyone if she'd really really wanted to.