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If I was in a teen romcom and someone ever paid me to go out with someone for a bet etc I would simply tell the other person so we could fake date and split the money. We can still fall in love for real but there doesn’t have to be a dramatic reveal towards the end where their feelings get hurt
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Rachael Leigh Cook & Anna Paquin “She’s All That” (1999)
I need a tag that says “Fake dating but one of them thinks it’s real and the one who knows it’s fake actually falls for them and there’s angst but they end up together in the end”
Superman 2025 was fantastic. I enjoyed literally every moment of it. Have some Robins instead.
Once again, I could not resist the calls of sibling dynamics
*taps microphone* is this thing on? Okay…
🎤 THIS IS A REMINDER THAT ALL OF THE ROBINS ARE SMART, GENIUSES IN FACT. THEY ARE IN A FAMILY OF DETECTIVES. THATS LIKE THEIR WHOLE THING. ALL OF THE ROBINS (AND THE REST OF THE BATFAM TOO) ARE CLEVER, STRATEGIC, AND CAPABLE, NOT JUST TIM. (No hate to my boy Tim, though. I love Tim.) YES, EVEN THAT ONE. Thank you. 🎤
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Loving the idea of the batbros being so overly protective of each other especially Tim. specifically when he starts dating and the idea of him having sex or god forbid KISSING someone comes up. (As if he hasn't gone through like half of the young justice team) They are less than okay with it all..
Tim: Bruce I want to invite kon over for dinner is that okay?
Bruce: that's fine but is there any particular reason you're asking me instead of him just showing up like usual?
Tim: be wants a more formal 'meet the parents' dinner.
Bruce: oh? So you're dating?
Tim: ya, for a couple months now.
Bruce: well that's great I'm happy fo-
Jason from across the cave: WHAT?!?!
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Later that night at dinner
Jason, and dick staring daggers at kon
Bruce, surprisingly the most calm about all of this: so, how did this relationship come about?
Kon: it kinda just happened I think. We both liked each other for a while
Tim: ya I don't think we realized until the spin the bottle game tho
Dick*MAJOR SPIT TAKE*
Jason: YOU DEFILED MY BROTHER??!?
Kon, sweating, crying, throwing up:
Damian with his phone out: theres kryptonite in the second cabinet Todd!!!
There is now a video circulating of Bruce Wayne's kids attacking Lex Luthor's son and it creates such a huge scandal that in order to calm things down Kon and Tim have to announce their relationship so the public doesn't think these billionaires'families are going to kill each other. They get labeled as the romeo and Juliette of gotham/metropolis
Bruce is calm because he knew exactly how the boys would react. The bat needn't soil his relationship with yet another of his kids.
"holy shit they finally confessed, what comes next--"
the sillies
I can finally draw again sksksks
This is canon, fight me
Jason (talking about Roy): He’s out of my league
Dick: Jay, that implies you’re in a league to begin with…
Jason: Fuck you!!
They begin to wrestle
Jason: I was in the League of Assassins!!!
Dick: Not the same thing!!
Thank you @abraxax-heart for this amazing comment!
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Dick once said that Robin died when Jason did, and I think a lot about that because it's so miserable and awful to think of Dick carrying around the weight of knowing someone else he loved died in his family colors in a mantle he created and pioneered but had little say about passing on. That Robin, the nickname that his momma had for him, would come to taste like ash in his mouth.
Dick: Is something burning?
Jason, cleaning his gun at the kitchen table: Just my hopes and dreams.
Dick: Jason, the toaster is literally on fire.
jason "i wish i was outgoing like dick" todd and dick "if i perform for cameras jason wont have to" grayson is always going to have a place in my heart
Dick: what did you do?
Jason: I’ll tell you but you can’t be mad at me
Dick: what did you do?
Jason: ok so first, I was minding my own business-
Dick: BULLSHIT!
Jason: I WAS!!
Dick telling Jason “if you don’t move your finger I’m gonna break it”
And “get in the car or I’ll tie you up and throw you in the trunk”
Also “next time I trip over your shoes, I’m burning them.”
And all Jason hears from his siblings, when he comes back from being dead, is how patient Dick is
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Can someone please recommend fics where Dick talks about Jason as his "Baby brother" and people always think he's a kid or something, but then they meet him and just blue screen, because this is a 6'0 dude, decked out in guns as though he's a Christmas tree and they're his ornaments, (bonus points if he threatens to shoot anyone making a move on Dick), and built like a fridge standing next to the superhero version of a flexible sunshine.
Please, I'm begging you, I need these fics for my 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘭.
Also, on that note, if anyone has any fics where Bruce talks about all his kids as his "Babies" and then introduces them to the JL and pretty much the same thing happens, only Bruce adds the whole "I birthed them all" thing (whether it's as a joke or he's actually a cryptid, I don't care).
Please 🙏
Imagine dick getting very very drunk and he crashes at Jason's place and when he saw Jason he held him like a life line crying and saying "you’re so little, and so small…what if a breeze comes, and it blows you away, and you’re gone and then I won't have a little brother anymore" are any of those things true? No, absolutely not. Jason is 6'0 being over 200 pounds, but dick doesn't care. The only thing he sees is the baby Jason, his baby brother, and Jason is trying to hard not to laugh or video tape him
