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I like it when azujami are playing 5D chess against each other. I also like it when they act like the dumb teenagers they are.

Based off the first minute of this.

Edit: There is now a dubbed version (wow!!!) so please go check it out!

poisoned-pearls

misc. baby nami doodles

I love those stupid lil baby oysters sm. I played a game with a costume of them and was OBSESSED. Let riddle dress her up 2025/lh

her and her cecaelia family!!!

(Also- note- Nami was born pretty pale, and her melanin kicked in as she developed- she lived in a tube in a dark room as a baby, give her a break/j)

quartztwst

Do u have any hcs for how azul’s mother looks like

No I don't

Omg who the hell would have mamagrotto hcs?? Omg thats so weird who would ever do that and ship her with Georgina?? Who the hell!!!!

#twst

fyageee

#twst #azul ashengrotto #idiazu #georgina leech

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Tim drake is so nonchalantly freaky that he will say the most feral and insane sentences in the most normal casual way. He will be entirely dead pan as he talks about the most traumatic thing you’ve ever heard or the freakiest activities. He'll be telling people like he's talking about the weather. He will hold a straight face as he unironically uses brainrot in everyday speech. He does not care.

BUT he will become so incredibly not normal About like certain VERY specific things. He’ll talk about Batman and his theories about villains and hero’s with full excitement and insanity. It’s like bursts of energy if you mention special words.

#tim drake #dc #timkon #timbern #timberkon

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I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more

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Katara: wow so this is Omashu

Aang: back in my day it was called weed city

Sokka: I’m… pretty sure it wasn’t

Aang: that’s what the fire nation wants you to think

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Bumi, the second they arrive: welcome to weed city

Sokka: what the fuck

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can we get this post to 420,000 notes

I need a fic where nirei has so little info on suo compared to others that he starts to like to try and find ways to gather info on him. He's brainstorming and someone, maybe kiryu jokes on how lovers usually know everything about each other and if he's so interested he should just date suo! Nirei who is fresh out of ideas and just crazy enough (and in denial about his crush) to go through with it decides that it is a great idea! And promptly begins hatching a plan and putting it in motion. Except it works far too well and what began as an innocent and be it odd fixation on getting to know his friend, turned into a long term relationship which he honestly isn't complaining about.

Suo on the other hand of course is perfectly fine with pretending nireis set up worked perfectly despite knowing the original intentions (it's fine bcs nirei was always in love with suo Too but mistook it for a friend crush and not a crush crush). He also uses this to his advantage in a not so subtle proposal stating "who knows each other better than married couples?"

Umemiya is the officiant, tsubaki is the wedding planner, hiragi is the father of the groom, kiryu is the dj, tsugeura is the ring bearer, Sakura is the best man and sugishta is the flower girl.

#suo x nirei #suonirei #suo hayato #nirei akihiko #wind breaker #the wedding is more like Rapunzel and Eugene's wedding from tangled.

Hero being cocky and rude to the villain sidekick, poking fun and underestimating their Role.

The villain watching is horror as the sidekick sets up the explosives. (They were never the sidekick, the villain was their baby sitter and the sidekick is so much worse than them. Think of a gremlin of chaos and their chosen reluctant father figure)

#tropes #how the fuck do i tag this

willow-scorp

Loving the idea of the batbros being so overly protective of each other especially Tim. specifically when he starts dating and the idea of him having sex or god forbid KISSING someone comes up. (As if he hasn't gone through like half of the young justice team) They are less than okay with it all..

Tim: Bruce I want to invite kon over for dinner is that okay?

Bruce: that's fine but is there any particular reason you're asking me instead of him just showing up like usual?

Tim: be wants a more formal 'meet the parents' dinner.

Bruce: oh? So you're dating?

Tim: ya, for a couple months now.

Bruce: well that's great I'm happy fo-

Jason from across the cave: WHAT?!?!

-----

Later that night at dinner

Jason, and dick staring daggers at kon

Bruce, surprisingly the most calm about all of this: so, how did this relationship come about?

Kon: it kinda just happened I think. We both liked each other for a while

Tim: ya I don't think we realized until the spin the bottle game tho

Dick*MAJOR SPIT TAKE*

Jason: YOU DEFILED MY BROTHER??!?

Kon, sweating, crying, throwing up:

Damian with his phone out: theres kryptonite in the second cabinet Todd!!!

There is now a video circulating of Bruce Wayne's kids attacking Lex Luthor's son and it creates such a huge scandal that in order to calm things down Kon and Tim have to announce their relationship so the public doesn't think these billionaires'families are going to kill each other. They get labeled as the romeo and Juliette of gotham/metropolis

saltysmutslut

I think Jason would be more upset about the Romeo and Juliette remark than TimKon being together

As a literature expert, he knows it’s about two teenagers who get married and die because of stupid miscommunication (while also taking down a few other people)

willow-scorp

Jason sees this and immediately yearns for the grave. He's so down with these horny ass teenagers. First, they date, then they Base their relationship off a story which romanticises the idea of two teenagers getting married and dying because of miscommunication. It's infuriating and part of the reason Tim does it. He likes the reaction.

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Loving the idea of the batbros being so overly protective of each other especially Tim. specifically when he starts dating and the idea of him having sex or god forbid KISSING someone comes up. (As if he hasn't gone through like half of the young justice team) They are less than okay with it all..

Tim: Bruce I want to invite kon over for dinner is that okay?

Bruce: that's fine but is there any particular reason you're asking me instead of him just showing up like usual?

Tim: be wants a more formal 'meet the parents' dinner.

Bruce: oh? So you're dating?

Tim: ya, for a couple months now.

Bruce: well that's great I'm happy fo-

Jason from across the cave: WHAT?!?!

-----

Later that night at dinner

Jason, and dick staring daggers at kon

Bruce, surprisingly the most calm about all of this: so, how did this relationship come about?

Kon: it kinda just happened I think. We both liked each other for a while

Tim: ya I don't think we realized until the spin the bottle game tho

Dick*MAJOR SPIT TAKE*

Jason: YOU DEFILED MY BROTHER??!?

Kon, sweating, crying, throwing up:

Damian with his phone out: theres kryptonite in the second cabinet Todd!!!

There is now a video circulating of Bruce Wayne's kids attacking Lex Luthor's son and it creates such a huge scandal that in order to calm things down Kon and Tim have to announce their relationship so the public doesn't think these billionaires'families are going to kill each other. They get labeled as the romeo and Juliette of gotham/metropolis

purplesparklingwaffles

Who's Romeo and who's Juliet?

willow-scorp

Kon is Romeo and Tim is Juliette obviously.

I like the idea that they play into the joke SO HARD. Tim is a 17yr old CEO who needs a little fun every now and again, and Kon just likes to make Tim happy and cause a few migraines for lex when it's convenient for him.

All their posts have some line from Shakespeare and they are constantly posting stories and status updates about how their families are separating them. It doesn't go well for either Luthor or Wayne because now everyone is yelling at them to give their blessing before the boys decide to recreate the final scene. Lex couldn't care less if it weren't for the fact that him being labeled as a homophobe is bad for publicity. Meanwhile Bruce is sitting in his office absolutely losing it.

Clark is honestly fine with the whole thing, he thinks it'll blow over and is mostly just happy for Kon and Tim (not to say this didn't freak the fuck outta him when he saw the publicity around it but he got over it pretty quickly)

Lois on the other hand finds this all to be histarical so she took up the celebrity drama section of the daily planet SPACIFICALLY for them. She loves to hear about Bruce slowly going grey from the headlines.

"Billionaire BRUCE WAYNE and sons kick Luthor son Conner Luthor out of Wayne Mannar! Alienist? Homophobic? Anti meta?"

"Luthor and Wayne heirs caught behind a Dennys! Is this what young love must resort to?"

(I'm bad at being creative with headlines so PLEASE REBLOG WITH BETTER ONES)

@ TimothyDrakeWayne

Status update

Romeo, oh Romeo, where fore art thou Romeo 🥀⛓️💔

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@ Kon-elLuthorKent

My bounty is as boundless as the sea, My love as deep; the more I give to thee, The more I have, for both are infinite 🥀💔❤️‍🔥

@ RicherdGraysonWayne

Disgusting.

@ TheZombieOfGothom

This is making me yearn for the grave

@ DamianAl-GhulWayne

This has to be illegal somewhere.

@ LexLuthor

Konner I am taking away your Twitter privileges.

@ BruceWayne

Tim please get offline, this is not very healthy.

@TimothyDrakeWayne

BUT DADDY I LOVE HIM!

@Kon-ElLuthorKent

Ya daddy he loves me 🥺

#tim drake #konner kent #timkon #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #damian wayne #lex luthor #they are idiots in love #but daddy i love him #lex is loses a little bit of his life everytime konner posts

willow-scorp

Give me an accidental drunk Konbern marriage au where tim and Bernard and kon get drunk in Vegas and when they wake up they realize that Konner got married and they think that surely it must be Tim who he married. But no. It was Bernard. Bernard and kon got married drunkenly in vegas.

willow-scorp

Fun idea, Bernard and Tim were there together and Kon was there separately and Bernard accidentally proposed to the wrong guy while drunk and Kon thought it was Tim proposing and Tim was too shit faced to even realizing Bernard was proposing. He didn't even realize he was at a wedding and witnessing his BSF and bf getting married. When they got back to the hotel Bernard wakes up and sees the ring and freaks out because he didn't plan for this and Tim wakes up confused and hungover ASF and without a ring. They panic trying to figure out who Bernard married and then see Kon stumble out of the bathroom with a ring in his finger.

The marriage certificate says Bernard and Conner Dowd because Conner takes his spouses name. I don't make the rules he just does. Kon is a housewife at heart and I will die on this hill.

#konner kent #bernard dowd #konbern #timberkon #timbern #timkon #tim drake

Tim and Damian are dicks accidental adoptions. Bruce got him and Jason as his trash babies, dick gets Tim and Damian. It's only fair!

Cass, Steph, and Duke are kind of just like the children of divorced parents switching between houses when it's convenient for them.

#NOT BRUDICK!!!#dick grayson #jason todd #damian wayne #tim drake #bruce wayne #batman #batfam #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #duke thomas

Give me an accidental drunk Konbern marriage au where tim and Bernard and kon get drunk in Vegas and when they wake up they realize that Conner got married and they think that surely it must be Tim who he married. But no. It was Bernard. Bernard and kon got married drunkenly in vegas.

#tim drake #bernard dowd #timberkon #konbern #timbern #timkon #conner kent

Timbern has so much potential to be both the most normal and healthy couple in DC and the most fucking unhinged. I love the idea that the batfam are happy Tim has a civilian boyfriend so that he can have a more normal seperate life from being a vigilante (even tho thats pretty much impossible) only to meet this boy and realize...he's a bigger freak than Tim.

Bernard "I can make him worse" Dowd x Tim "I can fix him" drake.

#tim drake #timbern #bernard dowd #dc

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crispyfryy

HELPPP THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE JUST A JOKE

WHY AM I CRYING

Ref:

Timkon

Loving the idea of the batbros being so overly protective of each other especially Tim. specifically when he starts dating and the idea of him having sex or god forbid KISSING someone comes up. (As if he hasn't gone through like half of the young justice team) They are less than okay with it all..

Tim: Bruce I want to invite kon over for dinner is that okay?

Bruce: that's fine but is there any particular reason you're asking me instead of him just showing up like usual?

Tim: be wants a more formal 'meet the parents' dinner.

Bruce: oh? So you're dating?

Tim: ya, for a couple months now.

Bruce: well that's great I'm happy fo-

Jason from across the cave: WHAT?!?!

-----

Later that night at dinner

Jason, and dick staring daggers at kon

Bruce, surprisingly the most calm about all of this: so, how did this relationship come about?

Kon: it kinda just happened I think. We both liked each other for a while

Tim: ya I don't think we realized until the spin the bottle game tho

Dick*MAJOR SPIT TAKE*

Jason: YOU DEFILED MY BROTHER??!?

Kon, sweating, crying, throwing up:

Damian with his phone out: theres kryptonite in the second cabinet Todd!!!

There is now a video circulating of Bruce Wayne's kids attacking Lex Luthor's son and it creates such a huge scandal that in order to calm things down Kon and Tim have to announce their relationship so the public doesn't think these billionaires'families are going to kill each other. They get labeled as the romeo and Juliette of gotham/metropolis

#timkon #konner kent #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson and jason todd #dick grayson #damian wayne #batfam #crack

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