Derek Weiss

“You never know. But all I have now to look forward to is kicking you out of here.”

“i’ll go. I don’t want to make your job harder.”

“I’m sure your parents only wanted what was best for you. I am sure they did not envision this.”

“Not when you’re adopted to goblins and they pass you around to the highest bidder to be their bodyguards.”

“That’s awful. I’m so sorry that happened to you.”

“I don’t know. I was adopted.”

“Adoption? You should know who your birth mother was. That’s how it is for us.”

“I’d hope not. I’m not a goblin.”

“Then what are you?”

“Not a real one. I should know, they raised me.”

“You don’t seem as bad as them.”

“Then you’ve never met a goblin.”

“Yes I have.”

“They are. Have you ever met one? They are greedy and get whatever they want, even if that means killing everyone in their way.”

“I’ve never met one that was unkind.”

“Look I don’t need my boss finding you and getting me in trouble, okay? They’ll kill both of us.”

“Why would they kill you? That’s extreme. Are goblins that unfriendly?”

“Well turn around and leave. Just trust me on this.”

“Doesn’t seem like a big deal to me.”

“Are you a goblin?”

“No? Just passing through?”

“Uhhh, no. This is the goblin territory.”

“... Is that a bad thing?”

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“You’re not supposed to be here, you know.”

“Is it against the rules to be here or something?”

“Please Dad? She needs a dress too.”

“...Alright, fine.”

“Well since you’re in a good mood… Can I take Linny with me to find a homecoming dress?”

“Luna...”

“Really? She can? Thanks Dad.”

“Anything for my girls.”

“Only for good luck spells and I know how to do those.”

“Linny can come work with you on magic tonight if she promises not to sneak out.”