hansel & gretel: witch hunters sentence starters
how do you best kill a witch?
i don't have time for this.
whatever happens, i want you to stay cool. follow my lead.
did you have to land on me?
take his fucking head off!
never walk into a house made of candy.
not at night. it's too dangerous. we'll leave in the morning.
i am really quite a fan of your work.
we don't talk about that.
what the hell do you think you're doing?
humans have such ghastly taste.
i'm scared! i'm alone in the woods!
i was wondering about that story about your parents leaving you. is all that true?
wow. where did you get all this stuff?
hasn't enough blood been shed?
evil is upon you, whether you like it or not.
i found something here. something very powerful.
i think you're gonna want to come see this.
let me tell you a little story.
don't worry, i didn't come empty-handed.
locals won't go near the place. a good place to start the investigation.
i'm getting way off the subject, aren't i?
i go by many names, none of which you're worthy of pronouncing.
you know, you look like shit.
the only good witch is a dead witch.
don't worry. i'm not gonna let her hurt you.
can you tell me which way is back to town?
listen, if it's not too much trouble, would you please signâŚ
i did win the county fair three times.
she was accused of witchcraft, but she never confessed. we just burned her anyway.
so, any place we can get a drink in this hellhole?
i think this place could use a bit of color.
this isn't the life we chose.
you know a witch when you see one! they ride at night and they make pacts with the devil!
i want you to do something for me.
so, how goes the witch hunting?
find a place to hide. shoot anything that moves. good luck.
have you ever come across a witch that you didn't want to kill?
you know, you talk too much.
she gave me a message. for you.
i thought it would be fitting for us to end up here, where it all began.
the witch hunting is going well, i see.
hey. i just had this really weird dream.
i think the real damage was to my dignity, which i left somewhere in that tree back there.
we made a promise, you know that.
i'm telling you, we should put the fire out.
tell me what i want and this might not end up being the most painful night of your life.
what happened to your face?
revenge doesn't change the past. it won't bring ____ back.
why have you come here? to the dark of the forest?
you have something i need.
kind of lost its charm a little, huh?
i actually know a thing or two about it, if you ever need any helpâŚ
let's get the hell out of here.
let the girl go or i'm gonna blow your brains all over these fucking hillbillies.
you're safe. you'll be safe.
i wish i could say it would be painless, but that would be a lie.
i see you finally found your way home after all these years. how very sweet.
any man with half a brain could see that she wasn't a witch.
there's no use in praying, my friend. even your god knows better than to come here.
i see you got my invitation.
you've really taken a beating, haven't you?
don't worry. i'm not going to kill you. not now. and not like this.
this is the book of protection against black magic. where did you find it?
it's a beautiful story, don't you think?
stay here. i'll be back soon.
this time, i do the talking. you do the bleeding.
i hate to break it to you, but it's not gonna be an open casket.