writing is for suckers

house is a type of body that decays around you. sometimes a house falls in love with you (malicious intent) and sometimes a house becomes you or absorbs you and you become a malign infection within the solid walls of the body. sometimes a house goes looking for you and you realise thats what was missing from your life. some times you are the house.

The first time Armand tries to justify making Daniel a vampire is gonna be so hilarious. Every vampire any of these freaks know was turned because the maker was either in love with them or wanted a parent / child relationship. Like both of those are so embarrassing for him at this point. Please explain to the class why you want the old man to call you Daddy.

Went to the pharmacy to buy my depression meds but I was also buying draino for my shower and the pharmacy ringing me up goes "that too?" And I said "yeah just in case the meds don't work" and she did not laugh

the other night I dreamt that ao3 got a new number go up button titled "jorked it"

I'm a sucker for a good "you think you're in one horror subgenre but it's actually a different horror subgenre". character struggling to accept that maybe demons are tormenting them suddenly finds out it's actually aliens. trope of all time tbh

I'm not saying this is single-handedly because of Me but there are a whole lot more poly fics for TVD than there used to be

also guess what i started rewatching :))))))

There is always hope