yeah

wait does anyone else know about the “people that are probably stand users” facebook

i also think orochimaru would think sakura was so fucking funny. like ur five foot three and a half. u got pink hair. ur entirely willing to cleave a man's head in half to study his unique hippocampus and lie to people about what's in ur thermos (it's kabuto's cerebrospinal fluid). ur literally a nobody genin on a team with the last uchiha and the fuckin jinchuriki son of the president and ur not even from a clan so nobody even cares that u disappeared after an attack on the village. and yet you have the ambition of a sannin and ur iq is 154. i think he'd adore her

do i "ship" my brother and the little screaming blond one? no. do i have eyes that function at least 7 percent of the time? yes. im merely calling them as i "see" them, people

whats up youtube its me, uchiha itachi, today i want to talk about how to achieve success. starting with the three Bs: birdwatching, bootlicking, and breastmilk,