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While I’m happy for you that you lead a healthy lifestyle, that was uncalled for

Why the fuck do you care?

WHAT

What the hell does that even mean???

P.S. There was no dog picture 

Please read your prompts more thoroughly. 

Very informative. Care to elaborate? 

I really hope this is like Bloodhound Gang lyrics or something. I’m scared

That’s quite an age difference.... 

Once again, don’t reference shows about a stalker who kills his victim. Especially not with that name. 

I really don’t think this is real.... 

🥰 why are you such a dick 🥰

I..... 

You better ask that fucking skunk for consent first 

Your just really sweeping me off my feet with you’re grammar and generosity!  

You sound like a lot of fun, and very easy to compromise with!